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00:22:10
'Weird Al' Yankovic, Mekai Curtis, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh
245
♪ I got a T-shirt and pompom
Uh-oh! Kickball game!
Creme brulee. Get your creme brulee. Ooh!
We're outside the splatter zone.
Check. Compressed air plunger braced by interior bendy straws.
Zack's butt, a raccoon attack... ZACK: Hey...
Crepes suzette! Get your crepe suzette here.
Shock absorber? (SQUISHING)
a wood door, a tree branch, a size 8 and a half sneaker,
Last time he came, there was a llama stampede.
MILO: So I opened the door to the arboretum, and there they were!
Can't argue with a blocked chakra. I'm going!
Dude, we have a tuba?
Digging this tunnel with these little shovel would've been really hard.
Last time he came, there was a llama stampede.
MILO: Diogee, go home!
Oh, my gecko, I would love to. I haven't been in years.
This will test everything you've learned about gravity, inertia
Crepes suzette! Get your crepes suzette here.
Check. Compressed air plungers brace by interior bendy straws.
Maybe things would've gone better if you'd cheer for the other team.
All things I utilize in making this beautiful desk.
I'm not naming them anymore. I don't wanna get attach.
He's not suppose to be at the football game.
ANNOUNCER: Tigers kick off to the Geckos and here we go!
I was under the impression you promise Coach Mitchell
or if they suddenly decide
Ow! I forgot about that.
♪ I spent $17 rootin' for the enemy
No, Milo, don't tap. Remember what happen last time?
Yeah! Who would've guess the game would be ruined?
Bring it on. I eat eggs for breakfast!
All the others will be judge on how well they have applied the concepts
When drop from the roof of the school, will the egg break?
An unbroken egg guarantee the team an A.
(CLEARS THROAT) All right listen up, Geckos.
without dangerously heavy round objects. Like, play cards.
Middletown Middle School has intentionally failed
someday you too may own a special desk.
so we're basically playing
Wow, the Tiger fans are certainly excited.
Now, we're only behind by two points!
they wanted to be folk musicians instead of athletes or...
♪ Like the view just fine here from the shelf
(CHANTING) Milo, Milo, get well soon!
♪ I don't expect you to come along You! Get running!
I do get nice thank you notes from the team, though.
Yeah, I mean, how far is the nearest zoo?
Come on, hold together.
I don't know. I'm not usually here.
You sure you don't wanna join our team, Melissa?
At least that's what it says in my expensive book of mysteries.
(STAMMERING) If you work hard,
♪ Never boring even for a minute
Great googly moogly! It works!
♪ It's a paradoxical scheme
An unbroken egg guarantees the team an A.
You think that's maybe a little bit overkill? (CREAKING)
You know how they say the twelfth man is the crowd?
Well, that is peculiar.
♪ Oh, thanks, everybody That is so motivational
You know, eggs can be rather fragile.
Completely intact!
Your presence today was very supportive!
And FYI, a tremendous portion of my self-esteem
Polar bear water tank! What? Give me those!
♪ Don't wanna crack in my precious shell
♪ Today is gonna be exceptional
Wow, the Tiger fans are certainly excited.
Color me surprised. Hmm.
♪ You best be careful how you handle me
Triple-cooler it.