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00:21:38
Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen
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'cause some lady sportscaster came on.
Is that what people think of me, that I'm some big grump?
You got your blinker on, but... You haven't yet.
I am gathering every binky that is in this house,
We're all making sacrifices! I'm wearing a monokini!
Mom, that perv is ogling you again.
our yuletide eggnog dusted with"...
at gotshal, mange, flom, arps, & leboeuf.
with after-market frequency scrambler. Untraceable.
Come visit pritchett's
[ Water splashes, pool skimmer clank ]
My second cousin got appendicitis,
Bogey at 10:00! Move it! This is not a drill!
Mom, that perv is ogling you again.
Hey, how you feelin'?
that she's flake for, like, the hundredth time?
Okay, are you accusing me of overscheduling
You waltz at 7?
Oh, man. Almost faint. [ Exhales ]
so I shave my head to be like her.
I swore I'd never be like that.
And just like that, it disappear.
because you got freak out by some commercial
Turns out recently, Andrew married Simon.
Okay, but doesn't it bother you
That ship sail about 20 years ago.
Barely. My partner had two left hooves. Hmm.
and strictly from a marketing standpoint,
No, I promised my mother that he wouldn't use it anymore.
that was definitely not mentioned in dress rehearsal.
* this can't possibly sound the same to you * [ Pressing c key repeatedly ]
Totally. Come on.
Seems like a waste of time, but go ahead.
He's not exactly the sharpest shed.
I've just been up for two days straight.
to be freaked out and alone.
I'm glad he's finally asleep.
Pretty scary going through this all by yourself.
* maybe I can help, daddy is also here at... *
our yuletide eggnog dusted with"...
that she's flaked for, like, the hundredth time?
likeable celebrity I was 30 years ago.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm not that cheery,
Debatable, but why would you schedule all this extra stuff
Tiny bit grumpy. Grumpy?
You're saying I'm not warm and cuddly enough
it would be so dope if you told him that.
* in fact, it was a little bit frightening *
So rewarding.
This is ridiculous. She's not even singing.
I'm glad he's finally asleep.
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