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00:11:20
Kaitlyn Robrock, Dave Stewart, Will Carsola
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We're off to check out the racecourse, mom!
- build my soapbox car. - Let's go, daddy-o!
climbed a building butt naked, and tongue kissed a lizard
- Hi! - Shut up, loser.
I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blades,
- 'Sup? - What does "'sup" mean?
- I'll take it! - ♪ Sheriff is... ♪
I was the coolest kid in old town. There was one dame who had my heart...
- the best soap box derby ever. - Oh.
- Tommy, the mess! - Let me get that.
Cover up your knee, you whore! There's children out here.
He's not at his desk. Can I have a jelly bean now?
- friends with benefits, kid. - Spank it, daddy.
climbed a building butt naked, and tongue kissed a lizard
is what's kept me alive. Well, that and rat.
- dead man's curve. - Dead man's curve?
I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blade,
Sally Wilton. Oh, she had me all doll dizzy.
- 'cause you wack, son! - Yeah, you wack.
Let me do this one, kid. I swore that if I survived,
Mr. Pickles stole my vacuum.
Let me do this one, kid. I swore that if I survive,
Looks like this belong to you.
- Nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh, nuh. - Yeah, shut up, bitch.
- I'm all wash up. - Wait! That's it!
♪ Whoever wins ♪ ♪ I'll pat 'em on the head ♪
We decide we'd race for her heart.
I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blades,
- You suck! - I know!
Mr. Pickles replace my soap with a human face.
Whew, glad I wore a helmet.
I opened up my book, and out fell a human face!
I'm tic-tac-toein' that ho, know what I mean?
- you're fire!" - Goodman!
Oh, I'm not cool anymore. ♪ and I'm feel bad ♪
♪ You're welcome to ♪ ♪ do some test run ♪
I'm going too fast!
But someone else had his eyes on her...
- the best soap box derby ever. - Oh.
Things sure have changed. Oh, no!
But they always said I'd combed too hard.
You'll never make it around
If we get you all washed up, we could go back and try again.
- Some of us have jobs to get to. - Taking care of this house is a job, too.
You'll never make it around
So how'd you get down here?
I'm even better than okay!
We're off to check out the racecourse, mom!
Hey! Where's the freakin' pizza, yo?
And if anyone calls, just pretend you're me.
They call me "the kid" 'cause back then,
He's not at his desk. Can I have a jelly bean now?
So how'd you get down here?
You know I love it when you wobble-do-wobble that booty
Oh, no! ♪ But be careful ♪
- Tommy! - Are you okay?
is what's kept me alive. Well, that and rats.
The kid?! You lookin' gross!
Mr. Pickles is evil. Why won't anybody believe me!
And if you go off, you'll be dead, man.
Oh, boss! That was perfect.
- Ohh. - Ooh, sorry, honey. I'm late!
Oh, I'm not cool anymore. ♪ and I'm feeling bad ♪
But they always said I'd combed too hard.
- on me, you little cluck-cluck. - What is your mouth doing?
I was the coolest kid in old town. There was one dame who had my heart...
But Sally's house looks just the same.
- Do another one. - Oh, all right.
I think you done slid down a mountain full of razor blades,
Good idea, boy. This is gonna be
I can't leave my room. Last time I took a shower,
I'm free for the first time in months!