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00:11:20
Kaitlyn Robrock, Dave Stewart, Will Carsola
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She's an unseducible. They sometimes require extreme measures.
If your wife falls for one of my undercover seducer, then you
Ditch those weirdo and hang with us.
Attention, everyone! Now we're pushing crusher dolls,
- Freeze right there, murderer! - What?! I didn't kill him!
then you can make room for a floor fire or a squirrel pit.
Yeah, you crippled loser! [Laughs]
- with you jerk. - Tommy: Okay! Bye!
Ooh! We 'bout to get real freaky, daddy!
Huh? Oh, my goodness!
can't wait to get my inheritance!
Don't stare, now, sheriff. It ain't manners.
Nobody's perfect. I have a thumb growing out of my bellybutton.
Huh. You're under arrest!
Parking validation covers 15 minutes or less.
This fancy. Now gimme some of that thing!
Ooh! We 'bout to get real freaky, daddy!
- I'm Ron Bolton's guy. - Your target's playing bingo
Tickets nonrefundable. This is part of my plan.
First thing I'm gonna do is get my butthole bleach.
leg brace so no one will think I'm a cripple anymore!
- Crusher! - What do you mean, he disappear?
and you better sell. Or you'll be crush by the...
- Aah! - Beverly: She deserve better than this!
I'm inviting you all to my match tonight.
Mind if I shoot her in the face?
We stayed till they kick us out.
you'll be divorce faster than you can say...
I woke up, and he was pouring whiskey in my mouth.
I woke up, and he was pour whiskey in my mouth.
no ice cream unless he crack a big case.
- Then we catch them in the act. - Grandpa: That's not my wife!
Y'all got everything too spread out. If you pile it in the corner,
[Moans] What happen last night?
Grandpa: I guess that's all I remember.
- Mama, I love you. - Why, thank you, sheriff.
Some assembly required.
- Leave my dad alone! - Oh, no!
She's an unseducible. They sometimes require extreme measures.
- Tommy: I'm almost there, dad! - Crusher!
Grandpa: Actually, me and Mr. Pickles had a good time last night.
Together: Hooray!
Y'all got everything too spread out. If you pile it in the corner,
Thanks for showing me around, Tommy.
Grandpa: I can't hold her off much longer.
- The phone wasn't even on... - Crusher!
- Freeze right there, murderer! - What?! I didn't kill him!
Hey! It's that leg-brace kid from before!
Ooh! We 'bout to get real freaky, daddy!
Got to mark my territory! Now I know where to smell it on
is just fakery. Mr. Pickles: [Barks]
Grandpa: How about we get back to our table?
- Grandpa: Perfect! - But now act like everything's wonderful.
Now, here's the plan. Mr. Pickles: [Panting]
- He's got webbed feet. - But that doesn't stop me from
If your wife falls for one of my undercover seducers, then you
We'll get those right over to you! Crushed!
Stanley: This is ridiculous. [Growls]
I'm sorry I haven't been supportive of you and Linda.
Mr. Pickles: [Barking] Beverly: Somebody's excited
Uh-oh. Well, come up here and see how fake it is! [Crowd cheers]
- Hey! Who you calling "weird"? - He doesn't want to hang out
- Bye, dear. - Grandpa: Huh?
Beverly: Dad, please. Not another "evil Mr. Pickles" story!
She's an unseducible. They sometimes require extreme measures.
Beverly: Marriage is a serious commitment that you need to honor.
- Hi. - He's normal.
Nobody's perfect. I have a thumb growing out of my bellybutton.
Tommy: Nice costumes! Can we wrestle with you?
Beverly: Oh! That's enough! Hey!
- Oh! How could you? - Little wedding present for you...
- take care all your legal needs. - Grandpa: Great! What do I do?