Name: Lesbian Request Denied
Released: 2017-07-28
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) p.m.

If you wanna skip that shower line, do the 5:00 a.m. or the 5:00 p.m.
2) a.m.

If you wanna skip that shower line, do the 5:00 a.m. or the 5:00 p.m.
3) bunghole

"Dis go here. Dat go there. Dis how you be wipin' your bunghole."
4) chipmunk

because I don't need chipmunk or roaches in here
5) gobble

Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble.
6) foolishness

I don't tolerate foolishness in my bunk. Understand?
7) kale

Then some purple kale, Uncle Eddie's vegan cookies.
8) grasshopper

- But I tell you what, grasshopper. - (DOOR CLOSES)
9) testis

my testes were removed,
10) moisturizer

ALEX: They took my moisturizer, guys. I had to walk through the airport barefoot.
11) welder

Yeah. Welder chick taught me.
12) esophagus

If it made it down your esophagus, it should travel the rest of the way.
13) pheromone

It's the fucking pheromone, man.
14) cartel

I work for an international drug cartel.
15) heirloom

And, uh, well, then I got some heirloom tomatoes.
16) sag

Hot flashes, night sweats. My face will sag, my body hair will start to grow back.
17) noodle

trying to get their Cup O' Noodles on,
18) sweetie

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry.

1) monumentally

Monumentally bad. Monumental pain in my ass.
2) someplace

Ya'll gonna have to do your swirl someplace else.
3) barefoot

ALEX: They took my moisturizer, guys. I had to walk through the airport barefoot.
4) nowhere

in the middle of nowhere?
5) occasionally

Occasionally, a Russian hooker comes through,
6) besides

Besides, she used to have a dick,
7) somewhere

Honestly, it's just gonna end up in a drawer somewhere, so...
8) okay

(SIGHS) You okay, Pipes?
9) unfortunately

Unfortunately, you have elevated levels of AST and ALT,
10) absolutely

No! Absolutely not.
11) truly

to truly bat-shit bananas.
12) extremely

But she's extremely persistent.
13) exactly

That's exactly what I need right now. A reminder of my ebbing fertility.
14) alone

- You can't leave me alone with my mother. - (SOBBING) I know, I know.
15) sometimes

'cause sometimes they strap them up with explosives
16) fucking

I bet it's fucking perfect.
17) finally

Finally.
18) especially

Especially if you got writer's block.

1) terrifying

They're just full of crazy. It's terrifying.
2) monumental

Monumentally bad. Monumental pain in my ass.
3) butch

If it were up to me, I'd take all the butch ones
4) depressing

No sleeping all day 'cause it's depressing.
5) busted

And I don't know what busted-ass country you come from,
6) inverted

When my penis was split in half and inverted,
7) inmate

MAN OVER PA: Inmate Stuart, report to inmate work station two.
8) risky

Likes the whole "I'm risky" thing.
9) vegan

Then some purple kale, Uncle Eddie's vegan cookies.
10) roasted

Then I got, um, you know, those bulk roasted almonds.
11) skinny

And there's a skinny bitch in my pre-natal yoga,
12) unclear

You know, maybe I was unclear,
13) volatile

She's volatile, that one. She was removed from the puppy program.
14) rude

you remember every rude thing she says, all right?
15) persistent

But she's extremely persistent.
16) bald

Well, hey, maybe you'll get lucky and go bald everywhere but in the tits like Rosa.
17) sudden

Why the sudden interest?
18) rid

I'd chop off their hands before I'd let them get rid of their baby makers.

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