Name: WAC Pack
Released: 2017-07-28
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) p.m.

You may return at 2:00 p.m. for the afternoon and evening hour.
2) caca

What, "Vote for Flaca, puta's full of caca"?
3) waterbed

TAYSTEE: As lady president, I'll demand waterbed for everybody.
4) pusher

What? Drug pusher/ heart surgeon?
5) felon

Jesus, you're a felon, I'm fat and miserable.
6) fiancee

My fiancee. She is. It sucks.
7) gnat

в™Є You's a gnat, you'll go splat Best be runnin', stat в™Є
8) drape

Do the curtains match the drape?
9) burrito

Tacos, burrito, hot salsa and everything! This is stupid!
10) retard

в™Є Ain't like I'm a fucking retard! в™Є
11) fiance

'cause her fiance's dick is so small, it's like a hot dog in a hallway, so...
12) heathen

in front of all these heathen and sinners.
13) trouser

they got some serious trouser meat. Like, whoa!
14) duchess

Oh, it's on. Who's gonna be duchess of WAC?
15) vowel

My God, I'm drowning in vowel over here.
16) upfront

Well, I'm gonna need a few more kids and more cash upfront for treats.
17) transfusion

You had several blood transfusion during the surgery.
18) distraction

Plus I need a distraction 'cause I'm in the stirrups.

1) incarcerate

SOPHIA: My friends, we may be incarcerate,
2) smuggle

Someone smuggle in a phone.
3) pretzel

Your mother shows up, buys you pretzel. Poor you.
4) entitle

but that does not mean we're not entitle to fair treatment
5) sequin

even if some of they sequin dresses do be on point.
6) forfeit

Nope. You've forfeit your right
7) drown

My God, I'm drown in vowels over here.
8) invent

Then I realize the mom I miss must've been someone I invent when I was a kid.
9) spoil

You spoil bitch.
10) threaten

Oh, I get it. You're feeling threaten.
11) swear

See, I could have sworn it was that brown woman who made me pancakes
12) owe

It's none of my business, but I think you owe her an apology.
13) rub

Must have rub off when she hugged you goodbye.
14) scam

I sure hope nobody scam you. That'd be fucking ironic.
15) tear

My guys tore the bunks apart looking for the screwdriver.
16) undo

Well, he came a little undo
17) steal

She stole all that from you.
18) smell

You don't know how my shit smell.

1) splat

в™Є You's a gnat, you'll go splat Best be runnin', stat в™Є
2) awfully

Those boys have awfully short memories.
3) ironically

Ironically enough, you are now.
4) repeatedly

I've asked you repeatedly not to call me that.
5) basically

but I do know you just basically built a prisoners' union.
6) personally

Anyway, I just wanted to personally make sure you're settling in okay
7) okay

So, is everything going okay with Alex?
8) apparently

Apparently it was posted on PrisonPoon.com,
9) apart

My guys tore the bunks apart looking for the screwdriver.
10) possibly

Only in the most respectful way you could possibly imagine. I just...
11) doubt

Forgive me for questioning the no doubt pristine reputation of Prison Poon,
12) absolutely

Absolutely not.
13) certainly

It's certainly not like I can force you to run anyway, right?
14) alone

and I'm home alone thinking about it, trying not to come.
15) sometimes

Not anymore. Just a little clumsy sometimes. (CHUCKLES)
16) fucking

I sure hope nobody scams you. That'd be fucking ironic.
17) deep

в™Є The word is ironic Me? I'm deep like Atlantis
18) instead

So, I'm thinking campaign buttons instead of posters,

1) freckle

Freckle guy in Admin is really into Photoshop.
2) unsalted

when she asked the commissary to stock unsalted potato chips instead of salt and vinegar.
3) scrumptious

Enjoy dinner! Hope it's scrumptious!
4) hetero

and go back to planning your cute little hetero wedding? (SCOFFS)
5) depressing

It is so depressing dealing with a man who makes less than 40 K.
6) respectful

Only in the most respectful way you could possibly imagine. I just...
7) pristine

Forgive me for questioning the no doubt pristine reputation of Prison Poon,
8) ironic

I sure hope nobody scams you. That'd be fucking ironic.
9) miserable

Jesus, you're a felon, I'm fat and miserable.
10) jealous

But I don't wanna tell Christopher, 'cause I don't want him to get jealous.
11) vegan

Of course, now that I'm vegan, I didn't enjoy it as much as I might have before.
12) asshole

Well, I have an asshole alien growing inside me
13) lame

Still can't believe you're running for this lame shit.
14) faux

Is that like when "they" say that faux fur vests are in this season?
15) ambitious

в™Є Like a Clinton it's ambitious
16) racist

Can we get back to Lorna being racist? Just more of that, please.
17) appealing

that's starting to sound appealing.
18) buddhist

which my Buddhist faith requires.

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