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The Grand Tour » Season 2 » Unscripted
01:03:48
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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Plot summary
The presenters begin by having a year-ending awards ceremony in Conversation Street. Hammond heads to the Eboladrome to test the McLaren 720S after which Eaton sets a lap time. Since The Grand Tour has been criticised for being too "scripted", the presenters head to Zadar county and the island of Pag in Croatia to make a completely "unscripted" film. This results in Clarkson turning up in the Audi TT RS, Hammond turning up in the not at all comparable Ariel Nomad, and May turning up in an old Lada Riva which he turns into a fire engine. They go their separate ways though Clarkson and Hammond end up comparing their cars in a drag race, a rally stage (both of which are won by Clarkson), visiting Maslenica, the Plitvice Lakes National Park, and following the D106 road until running out of road at Žigljen ferry port. Due to a lack of fires, May has to setup his own ones until Clarkson and Hammond setup one that proves too difficult for May, which the real fire brigade manage to put out with a firefighting aircraft, destroying May's Lada fire engine in the process. Michael Ball and Alfie Boe compete in "Celebrity Face Off" with Ball setting the faster time and becoming the "fastest classical singer with some kind of interesting connection to the British motor industry".
Nouns
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1)
paparazzo
so we were being followed everywhere by the paparazzi, and TV crews.
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2)
understeer
Avoiding any understeer there.
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3)
souper
God, that really is a pea souper. Could you see all right?
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4)
accoutrements
There is a large range of fire-fighting accoutrements on board.
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5)
tweet
- It was a complicated tweet. - No, it wasn't complicated.
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6)
squeal
- (TYRES SQUEAL) - Ooh, getting a bit of tyre squeal there.
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7)
scrotum
with a well-groomed scrotum? No, that's...
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8)
supercar
It makes the ride on this 700-horsepower hardcore supercar
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9)
tarmac
God, that really is fishtailing down there. Onto the tarmac once again.
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10)
kilogram
Overall, they've lost about 18 kilogram up here.
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11)
kilo
but it only weighs 670 kilo.
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12)
quid
He said, "Why do you wanna leave this job? You're on 60 quid a week."
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13)
vicar
It's more like the sort of vicar that will go,
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14)
chariot
Does that mad old ape really believe his air hostess chariot
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15)
fireman
faster than you'd expect, you can fit the firemen in it, and the water.
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16)
dangle
Variable Drift Control. It lets you select the angle of dangle through your drift
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17)
moron
I know! It's a demonstration, you moron!
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18)
vowel
It was all vowel? Which it is, "aa-ee-aa-uu-uu". Nobody likes classical music.
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19)
gearbox
So, the throttle response, the gearbox, the suspension,
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20)
bonnet
with, on the bonnet, with a big penis shape on it.
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distraction
We've lost the distraction, in quite a big way, actually.
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22)
beep
You just go along and it goes "beep".
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23)
brilliance
to the fizzing brilliance underneath.
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24)
nerd
by the ultimate tech nerd from the Kingdom of Geeks.
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25)
foreman
and the metalworking, the foreman came up and said, "What the (BLEEP) wrong?"
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26)
extractor
and they didn't turn the extractor fan on.
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27)
dab
A dab of brakes. Down the box to keep the fire lit.
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28)
showdown
we were finally ready for our showdown.
Verbs
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fishtail
God, that really is fishtail down there. Onto the tarmac once again.
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supercharge
It's difficult to think of anyone who really needs a supercharge Ariel Nomad.
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extinguish
You're losing. Catch up here. You've got Fires Extinguished,
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deduce
because what we've deduce from that is the car you loved
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plough
But I plough on regardless.
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summon
who a couple of days ago summon a woman from the other side of London
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shove
The worst thing was being shove through the powder coating room. That was...
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itch
That itch like crazy, that did. That was rough.
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9)
keel
and just started spraying and keel over and that was it.
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10)
adore
I adore it!
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11)
beep
is the way it beep as you're driving along for no reason.
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12)
tread
It's like... It sounds like a bear that's trodden on a plug?
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13)
nominate
You were nominate for your mid-season haircut, that's true,
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14)
organise
He says he's organise a demonstration
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abandon
...we found an abandon runway.
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16)
smash
All the paintwork, cars were smash to pieces with bricks,
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17)
realise
JEREMY: James eventually realise that in an unscripted world
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disappear
Right, and he's disappear.
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19)
borrow
Well, I just borrow that from Audi.
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20)
bother
Yes, you are. Just because you can't be bother and you've done it wrong.
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21)
unlock
Right down to the engine bay that glows red when you unlock the doors.
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22)
deserve
- A deserve award. - Oh, yeah, it is.
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23)
smell
It smell like one of your audiences.
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24)
patrol
I patrol in your area and you summon me if you need a fire putting out.
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25)
brick
brick around the metal box, fired it up on the first test of one of the engines,
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dive
simply dive into the computers and activate
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argue
As we argue about our mismatched cars, James arrived...
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28)
fold
Have you fold your tray table away ready for when you stop?
Adverbs
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funnily
Taking me to school, funnily enough. Third day he had it
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unbelievably
Whatever your music is, however, it is unbelievably popular.
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genuinely
which is a genuinely fascinating thing that we've managed to find with you two.
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4)
terribly
makes a terribly annoying noise.
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luckily
Luckily though, Hammond then had a sudden burst of intelligence.
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accidentally
It's for Accidentally Filling Up the Petrol Tank of a Supercar With Water Award.
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utterly
Actually, no, I'll go further, I'm in love. This is utterly brilliant.
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deliberately
A deliberately wide line round the first corner,
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underneath
to the fizzing brilliance underneath.
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presumably
Cos they had the engine, presumably your dad's engines, weren't they?
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11)
upright
- Is that seat back upright? - Where are we going?
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nicely
Cutting that corner nicely, sliding wide on that one.
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13)
nowhere
before I set off. I've got nowhere to put it.
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14)
wherever
wherever we've started it, and put it out.
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15)
meanwhile
JEREMY: Meanwhile, back in the 21st century,
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strictly
but actually that's not strictly true, is it? You're not...
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virtually
Well, not smoothly, virtually stopping.
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18)
perfectly
That fits the bill perfectly.
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basically
They basically got some things right about TVR, so...
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regardless
But I ploughed on regardless.
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21)
somewhere
and we were looking for somewhere to have our drag race.
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personally
I'd personally prefer to do another race of some sort.
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obviously
It was obviously a slow news week in Croatia,
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definitely
this thing definitely matches the Ferrari 488
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25)
eventually
JEREMY: James eventually realised that in an unscripted world
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possibly
You always think, they couldn't possibly have done this?
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normally
Sorry, I normally think...
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absolutely
That's right. That's absolutely right.
Adjectives
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supe
is because it's the only mid-engine supe car
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obtuse
Are you just being obtuse because I did?
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mismatched
As we argued about our mismatched cars, James arrived...
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exuberant
That's nice and smooth through there. Now, are you exuberant on the gravel?
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riveting
James, this is very riveting, but it's irrelevant.
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scripted
cos it was too scripted, too faked and too set-up.
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roving
how quickly my roving fire engine could just put it out
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appalling
Well, anyway, I'd like to present you with your Nigel for Appalling Continuity.
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gaping
without massive gaping intakes behind the doors.
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bleak
Back at the start line, the news was bleak.
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deserving
- A deserving winner. - You switched to a completely different car.
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sensational
and in every detail, it's simply sensational.
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staggering
God! It's the grip! It's staggering!
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embarrassing
cos it would be a bit embarrassing.
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amusing
to turn something into an amusing fire engine. It can't be done.
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unbelievable
Absolutely unbelievable. And flick it in.
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economical
Three points for me, most economical obviously,
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irrelevant
James, this is very riveting, but it's irrelevant.
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ridiculous
The horsepower is... Well, it's ridiculous is what it is.
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rude
or underneath the carpets on the boot floor, leave rude messages.
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eager
Eventually we met up with our colleague, who was eager to explain what he had in mind.
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relaxing
and settle down for a relaxing cruise.
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useless
to put their tools to do anything when they got there, so it's useless.
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bored
- Maybe it's just bored. - I'd be bored if I was a PHEV, but anyway.
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awful
It was awful when it was first launched seven years ago
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26)
magnificent
beat the magnificent Nomad is that you fed the finishing line's cat.
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fascinating
which is a genuinely fascinating thing that we've managed to find with you two.
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hydraulic
No, he can't. Does he have a hydraulic handbrake?
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