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00:22:30
Rex Lee, Emily Osment, Jonathan Sadowski
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When they eat my delicious nacho!
I lick the powder off donut and put them back in the box.
Did someone koala my name?
Oh, that's it. Girls and booze.
Guys, put the bathtub catalog down.
From the penthouse to the garage.
So why are you in a robe?
'cause mine's mostly duct tape.
My gut told me to hire you in the first place
He went, "wee wee wee" all the way to the bathroom.
But I'm thinking white limousine,
So all we have to do is wear cute outfit
It's approximately a two-minute elevator ride
For that whole fist bump to the face thing
I don't know, it's sort of a nervous habit.
But that's because my neighbor changed their wi-fi password.
Is that champagne?
I have a suit of armor.
Good, I'm starving.
Guys, just apologize, okay?
Josh, I'm sorry I dent your hybrid corvette.
I hack into the power company last night
From when you punch me in the face.
Cooper, I'm sorry I trick you
Nailed it.
No, no, you're not suppose to like it.
I wash these jeans. May never have.
And they need shot girls for Saturday nights.
Gabi made these cute "star wars" apology treat for cooper.
Oh, I'm deliver these marshmallow treats
I'm so irresponsible, I forgot to pay my electric bill.
So in regards to what happen last night,
When they eat my delicious nachos!
Slept with someone she worked with in this apartment,
- All fix. - ( gasps )
Cooper, you got drunk and you touch some stuff.
You're gonna need a website when you're a famous chef someday.
My hand-eye coordination is severely compromised.
But obviously it was bad enough for you to punch me.
Normally I'd say I'd never go mainstream
( sighs ) I get it, absolutely.
But we both know that your code isn't exactly elegant.
It's approximately a two-minute elevator ride
But your hand-boob coordination is dead on.
Oh, look who's finally up.
And instead of, like, being all fake and charming
Cooper, you're super cute and sweet,
Actually, I'm the one that needs to apologize to you.
I don't know. It sounds kind of sexist.
But obviously it was bad enough for you to punch me.
We'll deal with it later.
Is gonna work for you because some half-naked girls
I have to act fast. In six months,
But what else you got going on tonight?
I'm so irresponsible, I forgot to pay my electric bill.
And it was super awkward and it was us.
And directional adjustable jets.
He went, "wee wee wee" all the way to the bathroom.
I made you my patented hangover helper.
He's only 23 years old and he created this fuzzy logic data patch
And instead of, like, being all fake and charming
But then all of a sudden he was sweet and thoughtful
When they eat my delicious nachos!
I don't know, it's sort of a nervous habit.
Damn, that's im-- that's impressive.
I'm actually excited to hold food down.
And instead of, like, being all fake and charming
But we both know that your code isn't exactly elegant.
This kid is brilliant.
Cooper, you got drunk and you touched some stuff.
- You just met him. - I know, it's so weird.
Okay, I understand quantum physics,