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00:22:30
Rex Lee, Emily Osment, Jonathan Sadowski
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Did somebody get their pulsating showerhead fixed?
- Not on michael kor. - Not on michael kor.
...That that tequila I hid in the cabinet is still there.
...That that bourbon I hid in the shredder is still there.
It'll be like a sneak peek of when we're married.
Señor kettle corn.
I stocked the fridge, upgraded the cable, and bought a tandem bike.
It'll be like a sneak peek of when we're married.
And to my boo, my boo's mom,
Super lotto!
I would just like to make a toast to Josh
I like summer meadow.
My mom freak out about us being a couple,
You know which outfit I want to let go of first?
Oh, yeah, rejection is hard.
I stocked the fridge, upgraded the cable, and bought a tandem bike.
Look, derrick's on the rebound.
I paid a lot for those teeth.
It, uh, it creep up on you when you least expect it.
And then you apologize to yolanda
That she'll be beg cheryl to come back.
A pipe burst in my townhouse
Wow, that's the fastest I've ever been dump.
Listen, I, uh, I really mess up.
But my mom refuse to see that.
No mother ever approve of me.
That you two are faking being a couple.
But if I don't get involve in other people's lives
What was I suppose to do?
And then invite us to dinner? It doesn't make sense.
You bet I do.
You lost in ten seconds. You gotta toughen up, okay?
I spent so much time with Gabi, my feelings became real.
Uh, I happen to be in a good mood because
Well, I guess she thought that, you know, yelling didn't work,
So, how is he? Last time I spoke with him,
This plan is going to work perfectly.
You're damn right, I am.
Come on, let's go somewhere private.
Yolanda's definitely gonna ask for a raise.
Ugh. This is exactly why I'm never in relationships.
And I'll be alone on the couch,
Love is funny sometimes.
- You actually did. - ( gasps )
Hey, Elliot, listen, we're kind of in the middle
Soon, you'll be back with your girl,
Good enough for my son?
I mean, totally together.
You know what else I love?
The best person ever!
It, uh, it creeps up on you when you least expect it.
Oh, mama's always right.
Ugh. This is exactly why I'm never in relationships.
Again.
What's more important is that I love bolognese
Did somebody get their pulsating showerhead fixed?
Plausible deniability.
Oh, what a shocking turn of events.
Ooh, this is going to be delicious.
Get rid of some of this stuff?
I was desperate.
I'm so excited.
Because he's gonna be so surprised when he sees you!
For the use of his very romantic terrace.
That girl is an emotional tilt-a-whirl.
Fell in love with me.
So, are you okay with me calling cheryl?
I'm gonna go pop some of Josh's expensive stuff
I'm holding on too tight?
A big, 'ol, antique fiddle.
And all my clothes are wet.
A poor, blonde, annoying fiddle.