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Gruel! Get your free gruel!
under a spell of a beautiful enchantress for, uh, a week?
♪ Captured a damsel fair ♪
♪ A hero of renown ♪
How am I supposed to cobble with these useless chunk mitt?!
[GASPS] Poop!
Man, I'm such a huge nerd for you.
My tummy is breathing fire!
Oh, yeah, this bod is hot and powerful!
I'll have to suppress my every warrior instinct.
but I bought this swimsuit,
How am I supposed to cobble with these useless chunk mitts?!
I can't beat monster butts, but I can beat your hungry gut.
I got a secret crush on you, Billy!
Stuff and nonsense!
I'll stop "Pooping my diaper."
motivated, headstrong, wore a silly little outfit.
All my life, I've beaten on evil creature.
Man, Billy is gonna be so bum out.
When they get this old, they want to be ground up!
We transform you into a cyborg fighter!
I'm being chase by a horrible dragon!
You're suppose to beat up monsters so we don't have to defend ourselves!
that I should do what I was born to do, which is kick buns.
and I promise I would do that and not let him down.
♪ Captured a damsel fair ♪
Apparently, I suck at being nonviolent.
And then I was lost for, uh, three days, and then I fell
You know what's probably happen to that old lady right now?
All my life, I've beat on evil creatures.
I guess I'm pretty hungry.
She's probably being eat by a different monster.
motivated, headstrong, wore a silly little outfit.
♪ Also, he fought a bear ♪
Like a true hero, you were born to punch evil creatures.
I need a broken heel fix.
Apparently, I suck at being nonviolent.
Finn and Jake, truly, you are my heroes.
Hmm, perhaps you're right.
He's almost upon us!
towards being sort of good at something.
Hey, Mister, besides being chased by a monster, what else is wrong?
♪ Who's the greatest warrior ever ♪
You sure helped this old gal out, and you did it with violence.
♪ The fun will never end ♪
Dude, did you use a magic nail again?
Me, too!
Of course I'll help!
♪ Who cast the lich King down? ♪
In my youth, I was much like you --
Even had a matching dog.
Do you know where she is right now?
Tell us where you hid the Miniqueen.
Oh, yeah, that was the most mathematical thing ever!
motivated, headstrong, wore a silly little outfit.
Don't deny your rowdy nature, Paladins.
and we're "sucking" on our first bottle of nonviolent milk.
My inflatable Angel.
How am I supposed to cobble with these useless chunk mitts?!
motivated, headstrong, wore a silly little outfit.
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
I'm going to a fancy funeral.
I think us not being violent is hurting people.
I still feel weird about not fighting off that dragon.
This is gonna be tough, Jake.
This gruel is very adequate.
Dude, you're alive!
Hey, evil-doer, um, can you keep your evil-doing quiet?
And we've got exciting news!
♪ Who slayed an evil ocean ♪
I got a secret crush on you, Billy!
I need a broken heel fixed.