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00:22:48
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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...your ankles or your knees or your earlobe look fat. Just do it!
Does this look like something a paleontologist's girlfriend would wear?
Don't rub it! What gets out hummus?
Do you have black with little strappies?
Okay, vanilla milkshake. Just a vanilla milkshake...
It's a rented tux, okay?
So in the words of A.A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dill-hole. "
I'm not gonna go "commando" in another man's fatigues.
- You're not upset about the yelling. - Right. And the humiliating.
It's definitely old. Didn't you hear the double beep?
I only beeped in so I could hear my own message.
...that freaked me out...
Ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends...
You can't say you're "breezy. " That negate the "breezy. "
Yeah, that was me. I dialed your number by mistake.
When you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair.
Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
Message erased.
Ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends...
The only person I cared about getting dressed...
I'll get a cab. I want everyone downstairs in two minutes.
...the dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore.
What's the big deal? Sit somewhere else!
It's definitely old. Didn't you hear the double beep?
Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?
Hey, that's okay with me. Two down, and I have exactly 12 minutes...
- How come you didn't come over earlier? - Because I'm a stupid, stupid man.
Really, really quickly, okay? Okay?
You'll notice that I'm fully dressed.
So you're pretty close, huh?
Rach, good! Listen, isn't this perfect for me?
...because it was, like, a casual, breezy message.
Maybe he called to say you're obsessive and crazy?
Is that too spooky?
I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep.
Not touching. Can't get mad! Not touching. Can't get mad!
Your outgoing message has now been changed.
You rotten boys!
So is it gonna be like I'm abandoning you while you're upset?
I was quite impressed with your paper on pre-Cretaceous fossils.