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00:22:48
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2224
Yeah, I can't say "croissant. " Oh, my God.
...take a pair of tweezers...
Would you see my chiropractor already?
All right, jester man, look, we wanna see the king.
Well, that would be your basic I've-got-a fish-hook-in-my-eyebrow-and-I-like-it.
Did you make brownie today?
"That's Daddy"? Doesn't it bother you? You're a waitress.
Look, sweetie, I could be the bigger man. I could be the biggest man.
If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible...
Uh, waiter.
We both auditioned for the part and, uh...
If I squint, I can pretend he's Alan Alda.
...I've bugged him about this a million times. He's not gonna change.
...I just saw my best friend's brain smeared across the canvas.
...that's like betray Chandler.
He only tipped, like, 4 percent.
- Ow. And I'm bleed. Okay, great. - Oh, oh!
You totally screwed him over.
"Hey, the bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you. "
...I'm going to slash...
Oh. It's the compulsively neat one by the window, okay?
Okay, that's it. I can't take it anymore.
My kingdom is suddenly without a queen.
You totally screwed him over.
All right. Well, not exactly like I do.
Had to do it, didn't you? You couldn't leave it alone.
Sometimes I have bad dreams.
- Hey, you're pretty good at this. - Ha, ha.
You know, you're probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students.
So I told Carl, nobody, no matter how famous their parents are...
This is fixable if we act fast, okay?
And I'm appalled for you, by the way.
When are those gonna become extinct?
- Sweetie, it's hopeless. I'm just gonna go. - What? Ross.
And I'm ashamed to say...
The carbon. It's messy. I mean, gets on your fingers and causes...
Yeah, actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster.
...the first lady of daytime television.
I'm so depressed...
Oh. It's the compulsively neat one by the window, okay?