Name: The Chickening
Released: 2017-07-28
Cast: Taylor Schilling, Danielle Brooks, Taryn Manning

1) nah.

Chickens? Nah.
2) p.m.

P.m. cell check to commence at 2130 hours.
3) baggie

Nah. They put it in a little baggie, stuff it down the throat.
4) exclaim

(PEOPLE EXCLAIM IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
5) cubby

You did win that one for tidiest cubby in preschool.
6) bulldozer

sitting on this bulldozer, like, in a construction site.
7) felon

You think the Fed gives a shit about a felon's hot flashes?
8) motherfucker

I take a fall for that motherfucker,
9) abomination

God's angry that there's an abomination in the church,
10) paganism

Trying to convert me to paganism now?
11) retard

Hey, Bennett, grab some retard and go start the demo.
12) fiance

Yeah, she still thinks her relationship with her fiance isn't doomed.
13) grouse

Spruce grouse?
14) pheasant

What about a quail or a pheasant?
15) barter

What the fuck is "barter"? Trade.
16) fumes

Fine. Run on fumes.
17) propeller

Maybe I should get you a propeller beanie
18) infancy

Jesus Christ, how the fuck did you survive infancy?

1) weatherize

Larry, have you weatherize yet?
2) unclog

Dayanara! I unclog the toilet.
3) incarcerate

I got myself incarcerate just so I could see the changing colors.
4) revoke

I got my visitation revoke 'cause of you.
5) sneak

Let you sneak in cigarettes. Maybe bring you McDonald's.
6) abandon

Actually, I think it's more accurate to say that I was abandon.
7) slaughter

all the other chickens were slaughter,
8) scare

If she hasn't been scare off, the Spanish or the blacks have her.
9) swear

Oh, my God, I swear, sometimes when I'm around her,
10) owe

You tell that motherfucker he better visit. He owe me.
11) neglect

Even though she neglect to tell you
12) authorize

Inmates aren't authorize to barter.
13) flush

She flush a Barbie down the toilet!
14) sacrifice

And I sacrifice so much.
15) doom

Yeah, she still thinks her relationship with her fiance isn't doom.
16) intend

that God intend me to be, you know?
17) renew

"our inner self is being renew day by day."
18) punch

Everyone's on the other line. I'm punch you in, okay?

1) unequivocally

It states that, unequivocally, Alex Vause gave her name.
2) expertly

Who will prepare that chicken most expertly?
3) accidentally

No. Wouldn't wanna accidentally kick you in the face.
4) besides

Besides, we're family. We fight, but we do shit for each other.
5) regularly

I also exercised regularly.
6) somewhere

You fall somewhere on a spectrum. Like, on a Kinsey scale.
7) truly

If you were truly a woman, you'd never be happy with that anyway.
8) exactly

What exactly is going on with you anyway? Is it like menopause?
9) alone

About leaving your wife to take care of Michael alone.
10) particularly

something that you feel particularly
11) sometimes

Yeah, sometimes I feel like you're trying to climb inside my womb.
12) fucking

He fucking took my corn!
13) finally

Finally!
14) otherwise

Otherwise I'll be asymmetrical like a crab, or a tennis pro.
15) instead

But instead,
16) forward

Moving forward, I want you to keep your head down.
17) especially

See, it's especially hard for me because
18) almost

I had my tea, it was almost hot.

1) boastful

Don't make any more boastful claims.
2) smug

So I can shove it in her smug, lying, fucking lying, fucking face.
3) exhausting

You ought to be relaxing after an exhausting weekend of
4) rhetorical

That's a rhetorical question!
5) retarded

And Paco's like, "He's not an eggplant, he's retarded!"
6) helpless

like she's some helpless thing, okay?
7) inmate

to outer gate for inmate transfer.
8) buff

Man, look how buff my left arm looks just from grabbling you.
9) spruce

Spruce grouse?
10) unacceptable

YOGA JONES: This is unacceptable. Norma, take over for me.
11) useless

Maybe you're not as useless as I thought.
12) dumb

Don't play dumb, I know what you're doing.
13) surprising

I know it's surprising, but this is...
14) upset

and she didn't want to tell me because she didn't want me to get upset.
15) educated

They're less reasonable. Less educated.
16) bald

American bald eagle?
17) rid

and if we don't get rid of "it,"
18) tribal

In some tribal cultures,

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