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a walking burlap sack filled with turds.
Uh, lady gaga, table for three. Am I right?
I assume they're schrodinger's cats.
Are you guys in that movie "the craft" with fairuza balk?
Shut up, morty, you vindictive little turd!
He's got a giant testicle for a head.
It's not an armadillo, asshole.
Somebody call the planet of "tron"! Doesn't feel so good, does it?
-Hi, sweetie. -Hi, dad.
into a third-trimester fetus from 30 yards.
The collar. Oh, the latch is broken.
Look, I know I was kind of a nuisance today.
Were they included? Cleanup in the fruit aisle.
I'm gonna do the cabbage patch, morty.
-What? -This is rum raisin!
You think I want to be an omniscient immortal being
We put you in a dog crate because you were acting crazy
of of elk, moose, deer, and stag.
are already scatter to the quantum wind?
Now, you poke me where an eye would've been
or who intercept it before it dies.
and I followed them when they haul it off.
I could have sworn the house was completely trashed.
I think I'm certain we're eff in the "a."
Well, if all of me knock out all the ricks,
It's not my fault we froze time on a humid day.
like, sacrifice himself for me?
could ever have on is if it was stolen.
Good, I'm glad it was painful. You deserve it.
Ow! I'm defeat.
This deer belong to me.
Hey, you -- hey, quit yelling.
You shut up, you big female asshole!
I thought that's what a man's suppose to say.
I mean it's been shot with a gun.
and you pee in all of your pants,
verbally confirms their inability
Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable.
Sweetie, is your shirt on backwards?
It's incredibly irresponsible.
Yeah, it would literally destroy them.
Our time is fractured -- you two somehow created
Besides, there's a larger lesson to be learned here. Get him!
is that hunter's property regardless of how far it runs
Isn't there a kitten somewhere that needs a manicure?
Obviously because someone doesn't know how to put
And I honestly can't even tell the two of you apart half the time
I'd say you can keep them on forever.
Eventually, everything either is or isn't.
She normally works on horses.
but time breaking twice means our problem is
W-we're exactly like a man capable of sustaining
Listen, I'm sorry about earlier. No hard feelings.
with green headlights instead of normal ones?
These men are from the cervine institute
Diabolical, unfeeling sociopath.
But the-- these arms are vestigial!
Shut up, morty, you vindictive little turd!
You think I want to be an omniscient immortal being
how fickle the universe can be.
I need anaesthetic and deer saline.
Here's $500 cash in unmarked monies.
It's incredibly irresponsible.
that deer have much smaller, much more intricate organs.
They're really embarrassing.
We're out of time. It's ironic, huh?
I'm not an idiot. I know how to be decisive.
You're immortal, right, which means your life is infinite.
You're both young, you're both unsure
How petty would I have to be to care less
Look, there's no time to hold me accountable, morty.
of you guys uncertain about anything just now?