Name: My Philosophy
Released: 2018-12-18
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) tater

Why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tots?
2) mumbo

Dammit! Where'd she learn all that legal mumbo-jumbo?
3) rafter

Everyone's all dressed up, and singing to the rafter,
4) cham

Might as well put it in her cham-lame glass.
5) moustache

throw in a headlock and draw a moustache on,
6) bandage

and when she leans in to put that bandage on your nose,
7) stenosis

I heard mitral stenosis. I need an extra set of ears. Let's go.
8) sweetheart

Sweetheart, there are lots of people who think the hospital
9) crunch

but... in crunch time we always come through.
10) cub

I like that baby lion cub. What's his name?
11) tack

All right, Ralphie, new tack.
12) bowel

Next time your son has a bowel movement,
13) meadow

- Like a meadow in springtime. - What are you talking about?
14) laughter

especially if you're dying from laughter. You're on Candid Camera.
15) soda

Hey, can I borrow a nickel so I can get a soda?
16) locker

It's tough to be a woman in a co-ed locker room.
17) aunt

My aunt Marie's dead!
18) tot

Why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tot?

1) vacate

that he will be vacating the office next to mine.
2) knock

Once I knock down this wall right here,
3) remind

They're a good team. Kinda remind me of us.
4) lean

and when she lean in to put that bandage on your nose,
5) smell

Because the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing.
6) snap

And eventually, you get your glasses snap in half by the big kid
7) wake

But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office,
8) imagine

I've imagine you saying this to me a thousand times.
9) pull

hoping someone's family pull them off life support.
10) push

Ralphie. Little men, push it out, push it out.
11) happen

But it never seems fair when it happen in the same family.
12) dress

Everyone's all dress up, and singing to the rafters,
13) guess

I guess, for my part, I think death is a lot like that story,
14) sleep

You told my son there were little men inside him? He barely sleep as it is.
15) suggest

had we known about this beforehand, we would've suggest you think twice
16) seem

and how it seem to even out.
17) wait

Don't you usually wait to get home before you do that?
18) demand

Dr Kelso, I demand a female locker room.

1) barely

You told my son there were little men inside him? He barely sleeps as it is.
2) ultimately

Ultimately, you grit your teeth and just say it.
3) forever

Hey, maybe, whoever's over here might not stay there forever.
4) eventually

And eventually, you get your glasses snapped in half by the big kid
5) possibly

How could any woman possibly stand this?
6) twice

had we known about this beforehand, we would've suggested you think twice
7) absolutely

I'm absolutely fine, honey, because I am here with you.
8) sometimes

Sometimes it's hard to find the right words.
9) finally

If I finally get a damn heart,
10) quite

quite frankly, but if there is a God,
11) especially

especially if you're dying from laughter. You're on Candid Camera.
12) late

Mami. Why are you calling so late?
13) almost

she's in and out of here almost as much as I am.
14) actually

Actually, I'm just gonna stay with coffee.
15) soon

But it's so soon. You said so yourself.
16) half

Roseanne, now granted, I was, as usual, only half listening to you,
17) usually

Don't you usually wait to get home before you do that?
18) sure

I still have to pack. Sure you wanna have dinner?

1) valvular

So here's the deal, Mrs Larkin. You have a valvular defect in your heart.
2) underarm

who already has underarm hair.
3) mitral

I heard mitral stenosis. I need an extra set of ears. Let's go.
4) aggressive

Mrs Larkin's aggressive. She won't let her husband finish a sen...
5) fancy

I loved it, but why spend all this money on this fancy dinner?
6) damn

If I finally get a damn heart,
7) weird

It always feels so weird to be sitting around,
8) tough

It's tough to be a woman in a co-ed locker room.
9) usual

Roseanne, now granted, I was, as usual, only half listening to you,
10) sensitive

The overly thoughtful, sensitive type that drives me crazy.
11) dear

Oh, dear, should we send him a card?
12) favourite

Sometimes, as a doctor, I wish my life was more like my favourite TV show.
13) amazing

Because the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing.
14) difficult

I don't think you people are getting how difficult this is.
15) dead

She's dead?
16) fair

But it never seems fair when it happens in the same family.
17) positive

I am positive.
18) extra

I heard mitral stenosis. I need an extra set of ears. Let's go.

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