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00:20:30
Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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If any of you other would-be reveller get the urge to dress up
- Oh, Dan, no. - Where's the crapper?
Chief, does this speech have an intermission? I got to take a whizz.
So while I'm here we should play some frisbee golf,
then getting knocked back down into this puddle of self-hatred
If I had one shred of evidence that incident actually took place,
then my dad made me play the tuba and I developed massive forearms.
Could it be psoriasis?
The guy's 1,000. Is he gonna take a steamer over to Europe
please consider me the razor blade in your caramel apple.
The jock dug him, the burn-outs dug him,
How does "for poop and giggles" grab you?
- Yeah. - I suggest you do a fem-pop bypass.
Off to another funeral? Come with me and if you're late for the graveyard,
- the nerd worshipped him. - What about you?
you'd be working with my nephew Francis so fast it'd make your head spin.
Of course, I love the poetry of someone putting himself on a pedestal
who'd probably snap in half from a light sponge bath.
so to pass the time, I made a list of things that annoy me more than you.
Half-way through the prom, my gloves explode like I was the Incredible Hulk.
- Maybe it's because you're bald. - I'm not bald. I shave my head.
That's when I realise that even though I was jealous,
then getting knock back down into this puddle of self-hatred
The jocks dug him, the burn-outs dug him,
Even close friends disagree about decisions.
Smart. You do not want to get on his bad side and suffer the wrath of Bambi.
Why are you laugh?
Yeah, I would've invite you, but I made the reservation for two.
- I tend bar. - But not just any bar. It's "the" bar.
I appreciate everything you did for my husband.
Have one of those nurses pour you a big glass of calm-down juice.
Turk, wait, people get throw out of funerals every day.
- Rickles is my last name. - You bet it is. Do you have kids?
- He mention nerds. - Why hurt me?
It was touch and go. You're a fighter. You pull through.
She taught us how to bob for apples and three guys passed out.
We're practically kids.
Actually, I'm not so keen on nicknames from guys that barely know me.
All in all, I'm pretty damn happy. I'm happy, you know.
Unfortunately, I'm in surgery all day. But, I'm sorry for your loss.
Dr Kelso, that's extremely insensitive.
Now tell me, just exactly how does that make you feel, Mr Sensitive?
And sometimes because it's fun.
open a café and finally meet that 900-year-old girl of his dreams?
- Thank you so much for coming. - We've been looking forward to this.
No, it's just that recently I've had a lot of patients.
Actually, I'm not so keen on nicknames from guys that barely know me.
Not inside, no.
where you guys were good enough to help him kick that nasty oxygen habit he had.
That wasn't it. Fun, though.
you'd be working with my nephew Francis so fast it'd make your head spin.
Why'd you drive someone else's car across country?
seeing as I paged you four minutes and 38 seconds ago.
You know, ever since he... he died.
You got an opposable thumb. You can use it. God, I hate Halloween.
Mr Carney's a frail old man
You mean the popcorn balls and the deformed lollipops?
I wish I could be an insensitive, cynical robodoc like you,
Maybe that you're embarrassed by me you make excuses to your friends
The real reason was that I was ashamed of my brother.
Now I'm thrilled to announce, your brother tops...
You have not lived until you've seen a drunken pig do the robot.
That's when I realised that even though I was jealous,
These heated seats are amazing. They make my butt tingle.
Actually, I'm not so keen on nicknames from guys that barely know me.
I don't know if you know this... but, we used to be intimate.
- Maybe it's because you're bald. - I'm not bald. I shave my head.
My big brother Dan. He showed up unexpected.
The best part is you're gonna be nervous all day about it
Just a veteran move from the baby-faced sophomore.
That's a little weird for me cos...
It was sad cos I was starting to think I'd never feel like a kid again.