Name: Articles of Incorporation
Released: 2017-03-06
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) imize

What about mine-imize, like "minimize" but "mine".
2) flautist

It's about a predatory flautist
3) trode

Info-trode, Info-trode!? What the fuck is Info-trode?
4) smiler

You know "smiler" is also something that guys call women's assholes.
5) dwarfism

What about, "Dwarfism 2.0"?
6) gunk

Hey! Make sure to clean off all the gunk off the front bumper, ok.
7) whopper

The junior whopper?
8) cicada

that provide the world's sesame seeds have such large cicada population, no?
9) assailant

it forces the assailant to acknowledge you as a human.
10) atrocity

What is that atrocity?
11) motherfucker

You know what, I'm really gonna go for this motherfucker
12) billionaire

If you're this tech billionaire,
13) shocker

And who's hiding drugs? Shocker, it's the illegal immigrant.

1) reincarnate

Time is a sphere and I've been reincarnate during the same time period in which I exist.
2) spel

All right, what about Smaller, spel "S-M-L-L-R"?
3) ingest

It is now 5:35pm and I have ingest the psilocybin.
4) ejaculate

I'm so sorry. Your voice doesn't really reach that register when you ejaculate, does it?
5) smear

Someone smear your name and number in shit on my bathroom wall.
6) tuck

and he's got another dick tuck behind his ear for later.
7) jerk

Nobody jerk off to magazines any more.
8) ruin

and we will be ruin because I have no idea what I'm doing.
9) owe

Dude! Dude, hey. I owe you a big apology, man.
10) emerge

The cicadas of Myanmar emerge every 13 years,
11) spike

And now, if the shortage spike the global price
12) remind

You remind me of my son.
13) shake

- We shook on it. - Two thousand. Final offer.

1) lineal

but mainly we do lineal like you see out there.
2) rudely

This morning you rudely reminded me
3) sorta

Ok, so it's just sorta like notepad?
4) sideways

As we discussed, our North Carolina plant went sideways.
5) rightly

that is rightly called Pied Piper.
6) frankly

of "Pied Piper" because frankly,
7) presumably

of which they are presumably king?
8) technically

So, technically, Hitler was the Hitler of music.
9) randomly

and hope some name randomly pops in my head.
10) honestly

"PlaceHolder" would honestly be a better name than Pied Piper.
11) incredibly

incredibly busy with... this.
12) legally

Do you mind just sending them the form so they know you're here legally?
13) literally

He literally got it while I was still looking for parking.

1) googly

googly-eyed routine again.
2) ajar

Well, I guess it's still a little ajar, I don't know.
3) cicada

Unlike Myanmar and Brazil, Indonesia has no cicada population.
4) irate

I have Dinesh Chugtai here, and he's pretty irate because...
5) hurtful

- That's hurtful. - I'm sorry.
6) badass

Dude, that was fucking badass. What did he say?
7) goddamn

So let me ask you this? Are you an honest man or are you a goddamn liar?
8) pied

- Like a snack dick. It does. - No, it's... it's Pied Pipe...
9) shitty

coming up with shitty names like, "Smallulator," are at least doing something.
10) predatory

It's about a predatory flautist
11) formidable

"Individually", says Erlich Bachman, "We are formidable.
12) disruptive

Cloud-based, disruptive platforms.
13) primal

It has to be something primal, something that you can scream out during intercourse.

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