Name: Third Party Insourcing
Released: 2017-03-06
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) satanist

The database administrator for Yahoo is becoming a Satanist?
2) turd

OK, cloud architecture is just a giant turd that is clogging up our pipes.
3) ddl

Richard, why would you let that little fetus access the DDL?
4) orchestration

it's big orchestration stuff, a lot of moving parts.
5) lucifer

We bring thy garden, o mighty Lucifer,
6) fella

- Hi. - Tara, this is the fella:
7) frisbee

I mean, last year, I threw a Frisbee and it chipped my tooth.
8) carcass

He's basically moving their carcass to the cloud.
9) stomp

I'll curb-stomp that little face so hard
10) plumber

We have to call in a plumber to fix it.
11) jealousy

Sexually. It's the opposite of jealousy.
12) fucker

The little fucker must have hacked into the DDL tables like he did with BofA.
13) fetus

Richard, why would you let that little fetus access the DDL?

1) misheard

for a danish and maybe you misheard her?
2) calibrate

Route guidance calibrate. Distance to destination:
3) fling

The gates are flung wide
4) avert

Obstacle avert. Resuming operations.
5) clog

OK, cloud architecture is just a giant turd that is clog up our pipes.
6) carve

The Carver just carve up our entire platform.
7) slit

or I'll slit your fucking throat! You understand?
8) abound

the fragrances which abound therein, vapors of...
9) tat

What does that mean? All tat-up and nowhere to go.
10) confuse

You know, you seem confuse by this but for a different reason than I am.
11) darn

but darn if that chicken isn't good.
12) crater

Don't tell anyone I crater this bad.
13) whisper

Tara just whisper something to you and then she looked at me in a weird way.

1) biologically

who was biologically younger than you are, and he's 58.
2) frankly

and frankly, their tech's a little stronger.
3) therein

the fragrances which abound therein, vapors of...
4) sexually

Sexually. It's the opposite of jealousy.
5) nowhere

What does that mean? All tatted-up and nowhere to go.
6) barely

Jesus Christ, man, I could barely stand next to you when you're in your towel.
7) essentially

but you have essentially aged 40 years in the last seven weeks.
8) anymore

Who takes Adderall anymore.
9) everywhere

We're everywhere.
10) basically

He's basically moving their carcass to the cloud.
11) seriously

that you seriously find Dinesh more attractive than me,
12) apparently

The Carver? That Black Hat guy who apparently hacked into the Bank of America
13) possibly

By no metric could you possibly be considered more attractive than me.

1) driverless

Driverless car.
2) ador

Don't call me ador... It's very emasculating.
3) deathless

and thy passage is heralded by the deathless cries
4) satanist

I should not have eaten all of that Satanist chicken.
5) gratified

It's when someone takes pleasure in seeing their loved one gratified
6) nutty

so I went a little nutty and I got both.
7) shitty

this tiny, little, shitty area,
8) shaggy

Now you make me laugh, shaggy man.
9) satanic

Hey. Tara and I are going to a Satanic baptism. You wanna come?
10) furious

Peter is going to be furious when he finds out.
11) foolish

So I feel it may be foolish to turn this down.
12) adorable

He's adorable. You're adorable.
13) shocking

As shocking as this is...

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