Name: Server Error
Released: 2017-06-27
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) squatter

- What about your squatter? - Oh, he's been out for months.
2) ricin

♪ Steel sharp swords dipped in ricin ♪
3) bummer

That is... that is a bummer. But hey, Big Head,
4) slum

♪ I'm fresh out the slum, rich bum, nigga now I live dumb ♪
5) negotiator

It's no trouble at all, and there's no need to send a negotiator.
6) oui

Look at that OUI prefixes in these MAC addresses.
7) bulge

♪ Everybody eat, everybody bulge ♪
8) crotch

with real crotch, and they're burning.
9) vandalism

adultery, and lowbrow scatlogical vandalism,
10) opium

Opium? Are you fucking kidding me?
11) guerrilla

adoption through aggressive guerrilla marketing.
12) bum

♪ I'm fresh out the slum, rich bum, nigga now I live dumb ♪
13) foreman

I was just talking to your foreman, Jung-Sho...
14) bullshit

pearl-clutching bullshit, okay, for just, like, a fucking minute.
15) fam

♪ Don't want no part of this fam ♪
16) dime

to Tibet, on my own dime.
17) resignation

and that, a resignation letter.
18) disruption

you're supposed to give me 72 hours' notice for any disruption of service.

1) instruct

Slight hitch. I may have instruct my comms team
2) waive

You know what? Um, I waive your two weeks.
3) threaten

threaten Hooli's box business model.
4) melt

♪ Violate the slow area, you melt, I'm telling ya, man ♪
5) negotiate

Well, China has never negotiate with Jack Barker.
6) unlock

So, anyways, my office is unlock
7) intend

and we intend to make servers obsolete.
8) reject

If you reject me now, Richard, I will come after you. I'll devour you.
9) hack

What if we hack our code onto the Hoolicon app.
10) punch

♪ Get punch in the water like clams ♪
11) assure

and the workers here have assure me
12) approve

Richard. Liz just told me. The deal's approve.
13) laugh

(whispers) Why the fuck are you laugh?
14) quit

He already quit, remember?
15) ban

at the gate about Samsung Galaxy Note 7 being ban.
16) suppose

you're suppose to give me 72 hours' notice for any disruption of service.
17) lie

You lie to our faces again.
18) realize

I realize now what I have in Dan.

1) staggeringly

What you're proposing is staggeringly expensive
2) definitively

Jackson Hole is definitively out of the way. Everyone knows that.
3) borderline

and borderline impossible.
4) aboard

Woman: Welcome aboard, gentlemen.
5) essentially

we're still essentially a... a criminal operation
6) besides

Besides, he was being a fucking asshole.
7) basically

and I'm basically one blood boy away from being Gavin Belson.
8) apparently

Nor have I, but apparently they're still making the announcements
9) apart

We take him apart, move him, put him back together.
10) carefully

Think very carefully about what you're doing here.
11) extremely

and his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate.
12) exactly

I can help you get exactly where you want to go.
13) alone

Well, I'll leave you alone now.
14) perhaps

Perhaps when you return, we...
15) fucking

- Why can't it work? - What are you, fucking stupid?
16) otherwise

Yeah? Come on, man. I need this, all right? I wouldn't ask you otherwise.
17) forward

I shall look forward to the fight.
18) recently

Has anyone flown commercial recently?

1) subpar

Which would overheat the subpar battery.
2) forlorn

♪ Forlorn in the Bentley with the wall on him ♪
3) kkk

♪ KKK slices, still one of the nicest things ♪
4) unethical

nor unethical, and I will not lie.
5) decentralized

I think my decentralized Internet
6) fluent

I see you're fluent in Japanese.
7) lethal

It's lethal PR.
8) amazed

Prepare to be amazed.
9) burnt

I already have upwards of 50 burnt perinea on my conscience.
10) obsolete

and we intend to make servers obsolete.
11) delicate

and his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate.
12) insane

- That's insane. - Okay, well,
13) dumb

- Fuck your dumb machine. - Wait. Do you?
14) upset

If Melcher never lost access to his data, what's he so upset about?
15) grateful

Well, we'd be grateful to have this in such good hands.
16) unauthorized

with three tons of unauthorized equipment?
17) remarkable

on your remarkable tech breakthrough.
18) aggressive

adoption through aggressive guerrilla marketing.

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