Name: Customer Service
Released: 2017-06-20
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) squatter

when I rented to a squatter who wouldn't leave.
2) gulp

and you actually said the word "gulp"?
3) pent

Clearly, she has a lot of pent-up sexual energy,
4) hairstyle

Why do I have a photo folder entitled "Cool Hairstyles"?
5) swipe

Swipe. Mm-hmm.
6) swag

You brought swag to a pitch meeting?
7) deliverable

Can I mark this deliverable as complete?
8) abacus

I really wish I could, but my dick is the abacus
9) paternity

paternity leave, if that goes well,
10) cto

but let me see if I can pull my CTO in here.
11) intruder

I was scared of intruder till I had one of those in my room,
12) allure

I find there's a certain escapist allure to real estate listings.
13) cuckold

So, to avoid being thrice made a cuckold,
14) sucker

when you sucker punched me in the God damn face?
15) poppy

Are those almond poppy seed muffins or lemon poppy seed muffins?
16) dime

Oh. The things this company goes through to save a dime.
17) seizure

I'll fake a seizure. What?
18) almond

Are those almond poppy seed muffins or lemon poppy seed muffins?

1) entitle

Why do I have a photo folder entitle "Cool Hairstyles"?
2) jeopardize

I can't believe I jeopardize the entire company with my dick.
3) revere

what you're doing here, almost revere it,
4) mock

But what's also true is that you already mock me endlessly and without mercy,
5) bust

And after years of bust my ass, I'm finally doing it.
6) leap

has been told many times to look before you leap.
7) forge

As we forge our new path together, we must remain focused
8) weed

I gave you weed, a lot of it.
9) settle

Kind of felt like I was settling, you know?
10) punch

when you sucker punch me in the God damn face?
11) approve

so... it's approve.
12) engage

You two married? Oh, not yet. We're engage.
13) quit

'cause, you know, I quit Periscope to go work
14) shut

Oh, shut the fuck up.
15) suppose

Uh, no, was I suppose to?
16) invite

Sorry. He didn't tell us who he was inviting to the meeting.
17) realize

and then I realize, you know, if they're gonna kill me, they're gonna kill me.
18) bet

Okay, I bet someone in your position

1) thrice

So, to avoid being thrice made a cuckold,
2) explicitly

Well, no, but I-- I never explicitly said that he wasn't.
3) barely

No, no, I barely know her.
4) literally

Not literally, no. It's a, uh,
5) annually

You can expect to see storage savings annually of... 25 percent.
6) potentially

and, potentially, a huge amount to gain.
7) besides

Besides, she's going to bat for us.
8) carefully

I need you to listen to me very carefully.
9) absolutely

with absolutely no regard for what that meant to the company.
10) certainly

Well, Gavin was right. His name certainly opened a lot of doors.
11) exactly

What exactly is he doing in our waiting area?
12) alone

♪ Yeah, I alone love you ♪
13) particularly

are particularly risk averse.
14) perhaps

Perhaps we need a new angle.
15) fucking

He's gonna fucking kill me, then the deal's gonna fall through.
16) finally

And after years of busting my ass, I'm finally doing it.
17) deep

I'll go balls deep on your inbox.
18) quite

We got quite drunk.

1) escapist

I find there's a certain escapist allure to real estate listings.
2) preconstruction

Well, with preconstruction pricing, this one's
3) decentralized

sophisticated decentralized storage infrastructure
4) thriving

I have a thriving incubator.
5) embarrassing

I'm just looking at your very embarrassing personal information.
6) needless

Needless to say, he did not.
7) proficient

You guys said you were proficient in video files, right?
8) imaginary

...with all those imaginary savings.
9) risky

with vast amounts of data, but it's highly risky.
10) anxious

You're almost anxious.
11) racist

Bah, bah, bah. Even as you try and make a boring, racist comment,
12) rude

Very rude, Daniel.
13) eager

Well, you seem a bit eager to resolve the situation.
14) magnificent

I'm sure it was magnificent.
15) charming

sitting across from someone as charming as yourself this afternoon, will he?
16) durable

I mean, by God, Liz, this is the most durable,
17) slight

Is it a slight Idaho accent, Liz?
18) loud

Out loud? Okay. Mm-hmm.

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