Name: Initial Coin Offering
Released: 2018-08-14
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) salesmanship

Your oily salesmanship is starting to really irritate me.
2) tripe

But they paved the way for other social media tripe
3) debacle

from the whole Eklow debacle.
4) slumber

This is not a fucking slumber party, gabbing, gabbing.
5) moron

Are you a fucking moron?
6) tesla

So, if I get more people to buy Teslas,
7) scalp

because one person gets her scalp ripped off
8) chatter

You know, you hear a lot of chatter
9) metaphor

the biblical Satan as a metaphor for rebellion against tyranny,
10) circumstance

which considering the current circumstance,
11) rag

Well, apparently, the painters left some oily rag in a garbage can.
12) blaze

the blaze spread.
13) loser

that coin could cover all the loser.
14) asshole

All my asshole friends keep getting
15) paperwork

And the series B paperwork is ready for you to sign.
16) dough

♪ C-W-O fall in love with the dough ♪
17) prospectus

Well, I think the numbers in our new prospectus
18) encore

♪ Electrocute your body through the encore ♪
19) sanitation

But because of cuts to the sanitation service,
20) idiot

The brilliant little idiot.
21) surge

Damn it. Surge pricing.
22) tooth

I'd knock his fucking teeth out.
23) neighbor

I mean, how would you feel if one of your neighbor

1) definitively

But neither am I saying definitively that we will not.
2) minimally

♪ Practice minimally and start fucking with me ♪
3) mutually

And we've mutually agreed to endow certain things
4) remotely

is not remotely workable for a community of our size.
5) technically

Technically, it is my primary legal residence.
6) mentally

You mean, like, mentally?
7) sadly

Sadly, correct.
8) surprisingly

Surprisingly pedestrian wheels, but you get over that.
9) literally

which is literally insane.
10) somehow

Somehow, they found out about Bermuda.
11) basically

An initial coin offering? It's basically a...
12) somewhere

$300 million in crypto is buried out here, somewhere.
13) apparently

Well, apparently, the painters left some oily rags in a garbage can.
14) definitely

should definitely know how to do all that.
15) apart

is to spend one waking minute apart, so.
16) certainly

Any decision we make, we will certainly make together.
17) exactly

I mean, not exactly the same. I ordered the P100D.
18) sometimes

but sometimes I wish only I made money. You know?
19) fucking

and mother fucking Goddamn cryptocurrency.
20) finally

You'll finally have something to talk to them about.
21) instead

Instead of funding our launch with a series B,
22) recently

But we were recently contacted
23) almost

We almost online?

1) spineless

No. I blame weak, spineless
2) millennial

any one of these bourgeois new money millennial fucks
3) divisible

divisible, scarce, recognizable....
4) ludicrous

But the Tesla that Danny ordered has Ludicrous Mode,
5) existential

and an existential threat to the powers that be?
6) decentralized

If not decentralized, anonymous, secure,
7) recognizable

divisible, scarce, recognizable....
8) bourgeois

any one of these bourgeois new money millennial fucks
9) eccentric

Sure, yeah. Look, I know he can be a little eccentric.
10) transferable

durable, transferable,
11) scarce

divisible, scarce, recognizable....
12) pedestrian

Surprisingly pedestrian wheels, but you get over that.
13) obsolete

that will quickly render yours obsolete.
14) insane

It has Insane Mode,
15) unfair

have used unfair trade and labor practices
16) promising

[SPEAKS CHINESE] Very promising.
17) dumb

And my dumb fucking housekeeper
18) motivated

and highly motivated workers...
19) idle

just sitting idle and they sound desperate.
20) biblical

the biblical Satan as a metaphor for rebellion against tyranny,
21) fatal

♪ Five fatal steps to death unless we trace them ♪
22) dominant

♪ Psychology is the dominant factor ♪
23) durable

durable, transferable,

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