Name: Fifty-One Percent
Released: 2018-08-14
Cast: Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross

1) budge

It hasn't budge at all.
2) entitle

I believe we are now entitle to explore other options.
3) tempt

are actually a lot more tempt by bribes than you might think.
4) beg

and he was beg me to take his subscribers.
5) smash

Oh. It's all smash up again.
6) crush

We just crush the patch, Pipers!
7) cease

Pied Piper cease to exist.
8) tear

♪ And the teenagers are tear the church house down ♪
9) steal

But no one has stolen our software.
10) patrol

I heard on a podcast that patrol men
11) distribute

We've got all 63 distribute systems engineers on the job, Gavin.
12) acquire

I just read that Amazon's probably gonna be acquiring Hooli.
13) celebrate

I'm in there celebrating,
14) shut

Will you shut the fuck up?
15) invite

Tim Cook keeps inviting me to his brunches.
16) kick

Could you write a patch that kick all of Yao's users off the network?
17) realize

who realize what the decentralized Internet could be.
18) throw

I like the beard. You throw a party?
19) promise

I promise Richard that we would never
20) prove

The North Carolinians prove very entitled.
21) chip

I just chip away everything that wasn't Richard's assistant
22) lose

You lost your company?
23) cap

Come on, that cap me at 70 miles per hour, limits performance

1) definitively

But neither am I saying definitively that we will not.
2) vastly

vastly preferable to fire sale-ing
3) someday

Now, maybe someday,
4) backwards

Oh, really? You thought I might be cool, Mr. Backwards Hat?
5) surprisingly

the Inuit are surprisingly adept at collective bargaining.
6) literally

And then literally days after everything
7) besides

Besides, this would help you out too, right?
8) carefully

Sir, I would think very carefully
9) eventually

eventually, we'd get some traction
10) normally

I just walked in here normally.
11) indeed

Indeed.
12) nearly

The patch you asked for is nearly finished.
13) exactly

Which is exactly how she just managed to fire me.
14) immediately

Yeah, we would need to add a shit ton more users immediately.
15) fucking

starts to fucking come together,
16) finally

Finally, all our hard work has paid off.
17) deep

And I know that deep down, in your heart, what you...
18) instead

And instead of taking a minority stake in their company,
19) quite

but thus far, they seem quite promising.
20) thus

but thus far, they seem quite promising.
21) almost

And now, we are gaining almost 12,000 users an hour!
22) actually

How many boxes have you actually managed to produce?
23) kind

was kind enough to...

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