Name: B.J. and the A.C.
Released: 2018-05-02
Cast: Justin Theroux, Amy Brenneman, Christopher Eccleston

1) trespass

we're gonna arrest them for criminal trespass.
2) fetus

The fetus looks normal but I wanna admit you to maternity
3) finale

I'm just taking a break before my stunning finale.
4) ditch

scruff it up so you can say that you found it in a ditch,
5) precinct

These came into the precinct today.
6) asshole

- when I arrest these asshole. - Copy that, Chief.
7) misuse

I would say that that might be a misuse of our resources.
8) idiot

Some sad idiot paid a fucking fortune just to bury that thing.
9) gasoline

We're gonna need some gasoline.
10) sandwich

Enjoying my sandwich?
11) dude

- Hey, you want a bull's-eye, man? - No, thanks, dude.
12) sake

For fuck's sake, Kevin. It's not the actual baby Jesus.
13) magnet

I put the 20 bucks under the magnet if you want to order a pizza.
14) genius

You are a fucking genius, Garvey.
15) mess

You fixed another man's mess, my mess.
16) envelope

- Maybe we all are." - What's in that envelope, Laurie?
17) arrest

because you'll have an arrest on your fucking transcript.
18) cab

that you call a cab on the ride home.
19) suspect

And one of the suspect was wearing a hoodie.
20) spare

I heard the baby went missing. I had a spare.
21) soldier

I, milady, am bestowing unto him a Roman soldier's helmet.
22) breath

and your "Stop wasting your breath" bullshit.
23) bull

- Hey, you want a bull's-eye, man? - No, thanks, dude.

1) unjustly

As our esteemed guest was unjustly crucified by the Romans,
2) nowhere

Yeah, a guy. I mean, he came out of nowhere.
3) personally

I am personally gonna be delivering him
4) obviously

Obviously the fucking white one, Marlene. Fuck. Goodbye.
5) fucking

I think we fucking need him to.
6) actually

You know, I actually started to worry
7) soon

As soon as they come onto school grounds, we move.
8) usually

...because you usually have those flashy things--
9) else

Anything else?
10) ago

A couple of months ago.
11) once

that you might be a human being for once and not show up.
12) always

"You've always been the best shoulder to cry on..."
13) too

I'll protect it too.
14) much

All right, thank you so much.
15) even

Even now, after all this time, we're still struggling.
16) right

All right. Listen up or else, we're gonna have another fucking riot.
17) where

I'm allowed to care about where your brother is.
18) over

- Pull over. - Going. I'm going.
19) just

The baby, how it just vanished from the manger.
20) back

Hey, step the fuck back, man.
21) now

Somebody stole it. Now, we're gonna get it back.
22) also

And also, I know a lot of you were worried about this little guy...
23) here

Come on, Christine. Let's get out of here.

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