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00:21:26
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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My last meal on earth? Mm.
Those were the categories on jeopardlast night.
Chickpeas, tahini, smoked paprika...
Our home has a "no shoptalk" policy.
And once I buy coasters made out of geode,
So, like, weirdo and freaks.
But I actually got academic dispensation to eat one once.
Ohh. The beak, very crunchy.
I feel like I'm the pari of people.
No, no, I said, "millimeter."
I don't bring home beowulf,
Ah, pepper relish on your arancini.
(jake) sarge! I see that you,
It's been theorize,
I wheeze-cried myself to sleep.
Class just seep outta every vestibule.
(holt) kevin, why don't we go mingle
And disrespect by the nypd.
You and the captain were shunt off to the side.
So do you two ever get harass at work?
Well, as soon as he unveil his "no cop talk" policy,
All the orange soda spill out of my cereal.
And we bump into each other on the street.
There were three things that bother me about last night:
You know, it remind me of a very interesting article
Needled him a new suit.
Oh, you mean the party that you begrudgingly invited us to
Devastatingly handsome?
Which was prominently posted!
I didn't hear you silently sneak up on me.
They are acting terribly.
Well, not surprising. We're practically twins.
I'm always incredibly appropriate.
"drink." this is legally called "wine drink."
That is literally the sexiest thing anyone has ever said.
Come on! Why doesn't my life always work out perfectly?
It's gotta be in here somewhere, right?
I'm joking, obviously. I know what the classics are.
Apparently, my husband kevin has invited you all to my party.
As "hilarious." I am flummoxed!
Watching the man you love marginalized, underappreciated,
Vis-a-vis modern slavery and its undeniable role in the economy?
Gruesome murders are the cornerstone of my charm.
But truffaut wrote breathless,
I'm sorry, I'm uncomfortable with emotions.
Abnormal psychology.
Make sure she doesn't say anything insane
Well, not surprising. We're practically twins.
Why are you upset with me?
We can't tell cop stories, kevin doesn't find me charming,
That is fascinating.
Why are you talking about the new yorker all of a sudden?