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00:21:38
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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matches his M.O. perfectly.
I'm sorry about the whole pie blowup thing.
If any of you are missing hand sanitizer, he drank it.
She's clearly an accomplice to this crime.
Could I see you for a second in the evidence lockup?
I love the saltwater taffy down there.
He has an alibi, geniuses. He was at Torque.
Yes, I've taken the brunt of that.
How else would you carry baguette?
I'll stay for this Whitman debacle.
I was in the pocono with my wife.
you got yourself an alibi, and you split the loot.
You just sit here, eat your pickle,
Amy, my patch tingle for you.
it jeopardize the case
Please, I'm beg you.
- They're expire. - How do you know what's in my purse?
when we bust him.
that he either possess or sold those diamonds.
And he only stole diamonds, nothing over two carats.
His mouth smell like rotten trout milk.
You already arrest him? With insufficient evidence?
Terrific, let's get everyone involve.
Sorry, that was suppose to be a catcall.
when dudes lie to them.
I once burn my fingerprints off on a wok.
We gonna be here awhile.
By using words, which is technically talking.
Surprisingly down-to-earth guy
with incredibly low standards
That's literally your job.
matches his M.O. perfectly.
because my name is definitely Jessie.
Yeah, exactly. How'd you know?
that you would just automatically assume...
of sleep chin-ups on muscle memory alone.
Second, our warrants finally went through.
Problems at home, so you stay late at the job,
Oopsie, you said something super dumb.
and a supe weird soul patch,
But also the botched investigation, that's bad too.
Tasmanian devil tattoo, goatee.
You're incapable of love, and I'll prove it!
Food is supposed to be edible.
Wrong. Ignorant and wrong.
Saved you from another lame internet date
Recipe unchanged. Taste it.
A lot of fat guy clothes have racist overtones.
Salty, sweet, sour, bitter, umami, odor, sound...
How long were we asleep?
That's so unfair.
Leaving Luke as the only viable option.