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00:43:21
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
1135
Well, the more the merrier, right?
[PA] All bagger to the front.
If you saw what he did to our begonia, you'd slap him too.
Maybe after lunch we could talk about your leather beanbag chair.
Now I feel like a chump for trying to help you.
Well, congratulation. You did it. I am officially destroyed.
talking about Rex's fondness for S&M.
right down to that box of perversion in the closet.
Damn felon!
Of course, there was the gunshot wound...
- Stop! - Pregnant, caveman. Remember?
Forcing me to share in your depraved pastime wasn't enough,
I suppose filling his bloodstream with butter fat might be considered nice.
violence, blackmail, and murder.
"I got you a new mitt."
Let's see. I've beaten you at bridge and mahjong and hearts.
Good. I bought fresh donut for my construction workers
In the past year, their stret had played host to arson,
seme to notice they were moving out.
I overhear two doctors
Actually, it's fruit juice sweeten. Can I cut you...
I wonder if Paul avenge his wife's death
Think just because you mow my lawn, you can bang my wife?
To a selfish liar who betray you with a hooker.
Does this say anything about why she was blackmail the Youngs?
- Well, you sort of are. - You provoke me!
Not if you choke on them.
Fearing they too would be infect by this moral decay,
- I was teasing you. - Exactly.
- What? - She went to my wife and beg her
I never said anything to anyone. I swear to God.
when the familiar has depart,
I told you that in confidence. How dare you throw it back in my face?
- Which means I'm screw. - Don't say that.
Well, congratulations. You did it. I am officially destroy.
I thought you were cheat with him.
Or maybe you just subconsciously wanted to hurt me.
I was just happy, you know, just ridiculously happy.
Strangely enough, none of their neighbors
So anyhow, I was wondering if maybe...
Um... All right. You go downstairs
Sadly for Edie, the one man she wanted most to notice her...
"I realize now that I've treated you badly."
Well, congratulations. You did it. I am officially destroyed.
I'm shopping. Obviously.
Apparently our policy doesn't cover drugs bought by the kilo.
This is fun. It's forever since we had lunch.
All I'm saying is that we're both gonna die eventually.
Normally I prefer not to get involved.
Hey. It's a shame you've got to keep running back and forth.
Not specifically.
Well, Tom's certainly solid.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
that you are playing a completely different sport.
You're an unfeeling bitch.
a few lascivious looks,
Forcing me to share in your depraved pastime wasn't enough,
Every sordid little detail,
Cutthroat. Ruthless.
that was a little bit upsetting for him.
Her sudden appearance was always sure to generate a few appreciative glances,
and some downright ogling.
Hey. I thought you might be thirsty.
Well, it's just taught me to be cynical
You make crappy decisions on a daily basis, Dan, I gotta tell you.
- Think of something unpleasant. - Like what?
and the unfamiliar has taken its place,
To a selfish liar who betrayed you with a hooker.
And on a completely unrelated topic, Mike and I are moving in together. Bye!
And even she was amazed at how far she was willing to go to get it.
You need to tell Rex to be more discreet
Later that day, Edie Britt witnessed something disturbing.