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00:43:29
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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- Just take some antacid. - It's not those kind of cramps.
A neighbor, milkman, pool boy, soccer mom.
- The pills have been a godsend. - I bet. [laughs]
Just the slapstick fans.
We traced that postmark back to your local post office.
She fed antifreeze to half the homecoming committee.
He collapsed on your hydrangea. Call 911!
Would you like a slurp from my hose?
In suburbia, it means keping up with the Joneses.
No? That's Mr. Conlin, the locksmith. He's been very helpful today.
The way they dealt with adversity,
- just to get me over the hump? - Tina! Don't push your sister.
OK, little doggie, you're up.
But whether it's a friendly rivalry
you're not just the sweet, neighborly plumber?
With the suitcase? Over there?
Yeah. Yeah, she said, "The jig is up," and then she went to ride the bull.
I don't know. Everything in the north quadrant of yours is clothes and books.
And no one begrudge her this.
Word on the street is, um, you medicate Timmy.
or how generously she fertilize,
- Rex, what's this about? - I went and splurge a little.
You shel your own crabs?
she vow she'd never again sink to such depths.
Some secrets were uncover.
endure domestic dramas,
He's at a rehabilitation center. Julie snuck in and talked to him.
- I beg your pardon? - Oh, come on.
and then crawl out back to die.
As Lynette swallow the stolen medication of an eight-year-old child,
People get really freak out by suicides.
Well, you sort of interrupt our first date.
Inspirational? [scoffs] She poison herself with arsenic.
Oh, God, why couldn't I have just been knock unconscious?
And when you work on a pitch, I am remind of a world I left behind,
You know how whenever I pitch Hennessey always tear my ideas down?
or how lovingly she watered...
As Juanita tetered dangerously close to the white light,
or how generously she fertilized,
Luckily for Tom, Lynette had a recipe for success.
Mike, I'm gonna go upstairs and take a shower.
Rex, this was practically assault.
I have no designs on this man whatsoever.
These last few months have been incredibly difficult for me.
- I hardly recognize you. - Oh, this? [laughs]
You know how whenever I pitch Hennessey always tears my ideas down?
There is obviously nothing going on between them.
- Can we go nationwide with this? - Start by targeting the top chain.
No matter how carefully she trimmed,
Unfortunately for her, she was missing the secret ingredient.
It took forever to shell the little buggers.
He was in shock. He was totally shocked.
- I've got a question. - Go ahead. Ask whatever you want.
And those dry-cleaning bags hang in our closets forever.
you're not just the sweet, neighborly plumber?
- Yep, he's a feisty one. - [Laughs]
Even if I did, it's just because you've been secretive about Kendra.
That's why it's so incomprehensible that Edie Britt would try to destroy us.
The single greatest obstacle facing Spotless Scrub is a lack of visibility.
Their own problems had become absorbing enough.
I've got to go home and kiss my mother's ass and I'm not going to do it sober.
That sounds almost plausible.
conducted illicit affairs,
- Sounds pathetic, I know. - No, it's good to take it slow.
I was thrilled. I don't know how you pulled it all together.
Oh, God, why couldn't I have just been knocked unconscious?
This is a gigantic waste of your time and my father's money.
You're so jealous of Danielle you tried to ship her off?
Gosh, how devastating for you... F.Y.I.
Are you doing too much? 'Cause you look exhausted.
You know your mother and I have been unhappy for a while.
No. And I would appreciate you keeping your ridiculous ideas to yourself.