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00:22:48
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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- All we want is two caffe latt. - And some biscotti cookies.
No one's saying to you, "Hi, is that your nostril?
Congratulations. I think you found the world's thinnest argument.
Right. Gotcha, gotcha.
She kept bringing swordfish. Are you gonna go?
Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing.
When I was 8, I wouldn't let her have my Judy Jetson Thermos...
"Sweetheart, you're fired. But how about a quickie before I go to work?"
[MIMICS INTERCOM BUZZING] - To you too, Helen.
- Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack. - Ha, ha.
You've been postdating your Friday numbers.
...and peed all over the crossword.
[MUMBLES]
All right, mommies, take a nice, deep, cleansing breath.
[MIMICS INTERCOM BUZZING] - To you too, Helen.
[RACHEL YELLS]
He keeps erasing the messages on my machine.
Will you marry me?
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
Do you wan watch Laverne y Shirley?
Supposedly by accident.
We're just sitting around talking quietly.
Would you like to have dinner sometime?
And, uh, he informed me that she took the news rather badly.
- Let's not do that anymore. - Okay.
...but obviously someone forgot.
- It's definitely her. - Yeah.
But, you know, we've grown apart, so, um...
It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know?
Now tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister.
- All we want is two caffe lattes. - And some biscotti cookies.
I know it's frightening. But big picture:
...they're, uh, jealous of us.
She brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.
This is unbelievable. It's been half an hour.
Knit, good woman. Knit. Knit.
It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know?
...part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?
- And? - It's pretty ugly.
- Carol. Not me. - It's a little complicated.