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00:22:47
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit...
Can we be grownup now?
No, it's the pregame. I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
[ROSS WHIMPERS]
Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Musburger.
It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mâché heads.
[SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO]
Dehydrated Japanese noodle under fluorescent lights.
Sweetie, you think you can get in there?
Monica, your dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick?
I just sharpened her this morning.
...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham?
[ROSS YELLS] [MONICA SCREAMS]
...to be the positive, life-affirm person she is.
Oh. I hope they're not ruined.
[RACHEL SIGHS]
Your grandmother would've hated this.
[ROSS YELLS] [MONICA SCREAMS]
When my time comes, I wan be buried at sea.
Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Musburger.
...whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils.
Don't worry about it. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake.
...possibly...
- Yes, exactly. - Right?
Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar.
Well, when I first met you, I thought maybe...
Well, she's not quite.
That's probably what they'll say.
This almost never happens.
And where she's going, everyone else will be dressier?
Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.
You're a frightening, frightening man.
She's unbelievable. Her mother's...
Everyone says, "Jack Geller, so predictable."
"A quality." Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this.
Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive...
Now I'm depressed.
Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
CHANDLER: It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous?