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00:22:46
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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And I was living in a gremlin with a guy named Cindy, who talked to his hand.
"Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E" means "you are."
Heh. She was all, "Once a cheater, always a cheater."
Jellyfish sting. Ow, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts.
PHOEBE [SINGING]: And fuchsia and mauve
- Coffeehouse? - You bet.
But this breakup was not all my fault. And she says here:
Sweetie, what are you talking about?
We were playing gin?
You know what? He's right. There's something like ammonia in that...
And you had rambled on for 18 pages.
You peed on yourself?
[CHANDLER SCREECHES]
JOEY: Monica joked that she wouldn't go out with a guy like Chandler.
You're gonna wreck the best thing that ever happened to you.
...and Rachel convinced her to shave her head.
I've got canned goods.
- Monica got stung by a jellyfish. - All right.
Joey, we swore we'd never tell.
...that there hasn't been a day when I didn't regret giving you up.
Well, anyhow, somehow I got pregnant...
- What? - I fell asleep.
Well, anyhow, somehow I got pregnant...
And so I wanted to read every word carefully.
What are you talking about, Ross? You just said that you read it twice.
It really and truly does.
I mean, this is clearly very, very important to you. To us.
I need to be alone.
Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the screaming.
Well, it's pretty much the gist.
I mean, she goes on for five pages about how I was unfaithful to her.
PHOEBE [SINGING]: And fuchsia and mauve
...scared. I was stupid and selfish and...
No, I'm too depressed to talk.
You fell asleep?
...scared. I was stupid and selfish and...
- You just finished? - Well, I wanted to be thorough.
- Oh. Was it awful? - Well, it was long.
And now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl.
Because I'm kind of hungry.