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00:22:20
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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All right, here come the waterworks.
...which of course is decaf because, oh, I'm pregnant. Heh.
Yeah. Tell you what. Let's not invite any anthropologist, okay?
[GASPS]
I mean, you're gonna have niece and nephews.
No, I think I just had a contraction.
- No. - Are you stripper?
Ahem. I wanted to apologize if I, you know, seemed a tad edgy yesterday...
Just the dinosaur dudes.
That ring, when my grandmother first came to this country...
[BOTH SCOFFING]
That was the 10th time I've peed since I've been here.
I haven't sterilized the apartment since the guys moved out!
And I called 911 and they yelled at me.
Or yell at them when they're bad.
Watch this. Stare at the wall.
Dude, I screwed up. You don't have to turn me in.
You know what? It's okay. I'm gonna boil some water and just rip up some sheets.
Ahem. I wanted to apologize if I, you know, seemed a tad edgy yesterday...
Do you guys have, like, a big bowl I can borrow?
No, but... Okay, it feels like everything's been about me lately.
Hardly move.
And when she comes in, hopefully she won't recognize you because...
Okay, now, uh, in terms of the invite list, obviously I got you, me and Chandler.
- And now I know that definitely was one. - Well, you can't have the baby here!
So you get to be my best man twice, and I don't get to be yours at all?
Oh, absolutely. It's been in my family for generations.
Oh, yeah, yeah. And I got the duck totally trained too.
And I'm invite Gunther because, well, we've been talking pretty loud.
Joey, I figured you'd understand. I've known him a lot longer.
Ahem. I wanted to apologize if I, you know, seemed a tad edgy yesterday...
Just remember, keep it on the mellow side, okay?
Oh, my God, we are throwing the most depressing baby shower.
Oh, it's awkward. It's awkward, it's awkward.
I'm so worried about him.
And I'm invite Gunther because, well, we've been talking pretty loud.
...used a fake name and had her come to my office?
I mean, I'm lucky to have just one good...
I don't need to steal some stupid ring.
- Good. - So glad you like it.