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00:22:04
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
1915
DIPPER: "Unnamed grifter at large"?
DIPPER: Whoa!
Git in there, raccoon wife, git!
I'm about to make the incision.
BOTH: Crazy rooftop fireworks party!
You've got the wrong guy! Our Grunkle Stan might shoplift the occasional tangerine,
Aah! Hot Belgian waffle!
Here you go, sweetie!
Okay, so I was just opening random doors, because I'm a creep,
It's just like that bunker in the woods.
I think... it's a metaphor.
you karate-chop the other dude in the neck,
Somewhere hidden in this shack is a doomsday device!
We'll be taking you to child services. Boo!
In the meantime, enjoy some mindless reality TV...
That's it! The shutdown switch!
Ha! And I thought I loved snack!
I'm gonna go refresh my soda.
But I actually am dumb! Last night I was restock
"I was deceive, and now it is too late!"
Stanford Pines, you stand accuse of theft of government waste,
the gift shop...I swear!
Your uncle scam the whole world.
When that machine activate, I gotta get outta town!
"If the clock ever reaches zero, our universe is doom."
the way nature intend.
Okay, okay. So maybe Grunkle Stan stole some toxic waste.
I heard you got arrest or something?
We survive....barely.
What did I do that warrant this much arresting?
MABEL: "Foul play suspect in Pines' death."
legally get adopt by Stan, change name to Stan Junior.
after you lie to us all summer!
Guys, are we dreaming? Somebody wake me up.
Stanford escape! He's at large!
Guys, I know this seems crazy, but I promise Stan I would guard this with my life.
We survived....barely.
legally get adopted by Stan, change name to Stan Junior.
I need you to step aside.
Somewhere hidden in this shack is a doomsday device!
Obviously, follow that cab!
"could tear our universe apart!"
Doing dumb things forever!
Uh-oh. Uh, maybe he's just going to the bathroom outdoors,
Finally, everything changes...
But I actually am dumb! Last night I was restocking
it's unnatural for siblings to get along as well as you do.
Come on. Come on. Should be just enough to finish the job.
They'll find out sooner or later.
But seriously, though, we should probably clean this mess up.
Can it, Poindexter. I've come this far.
Not so fast, kids.
Turn these! Together!
"If the clock ever reaches zero, our universe is doomed."
That doesn't mean he's leading a nefarious double life.
Somewhere hidden in this shack is a doomsday device!
it's unnatural for siblings to get along as well as you do.
Uhh! Darn branch!
DIPPER: "Unnamed grifter at large"?
Okay, okay, so he's got a huge, gigantic lab.
Uh, do you have a permit for being totally lame?
and we've seen some disturbing things,
Aah! Hot Belgian waffles!
MABEL: "Foul play suspected in Pines' death."
Doing dumb things forever!
You've got the wrong guy! Our Grunkle Stan might shoplift the occasional tangerine,
Kids! You gotta believe me! For once I'm actually innocent!
Okay, okay. So maybe Grunkle Stan stole some toxic waste.
These are fake IDs, Mabel!
There's no way Stan was stealing hazardous waste.
Phew! Can't be too careful with this stuff.
There is no way on earth you're setting off those dangerous, illegal fireworks...