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00:22:07
Jason Ritter, Alex Hirsch, Kristen Schaal
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chosen for its exemplification of pure strategy.
I hear footstep.
They might have powder musket or slap bracelets.
You're right, Dipper!
More exclamation points!
Razzle dazzle, friends.
Initiate flashback!
Now you know how she feels, creep.
This just in. Weather stations are calling for a candy blizzard!
The one who touches the victory orb first will win.
and then decides the loser's fate.
the power to alter time, paradox-free, in any way you choose.
Mystery Shack?
They're my cousin, Grandma. Gross.
Hey, no sweat, dude.
I also wished for the slice of infinite pizza.
STAN: Schlep right up, ladies and gentlemen,
Yeah, neon green is good.
Looks like they overshot their destination by 10 years.
Very well, speak the name and century of those accuse.
It's bust.
Quick, everyone pose
It was after you stole my time device
Man, the sooner I defeat those kids in Globnar,
No! It's trap!
You just got time trick!
Oh, my gosh. Tambry, shut up.
Well, birthdays are suppose to be spent
I even petition the government
Any impossible problem solve, just like that.
I'm gonna go lay down.
We can be back before Soos even realize we were gone.
You have escape the Cyclocks.
All right, you promise a giant hummingbird,
Whoa! This is even cooler than I imagine.
Maybe if we treat him right in the present,
This dream goes nowhere, Toby!
Don't you know a time wish can literally do anything?
Besides, it's for Soos.
They've got to be around here somewhere.
Definitely the dumbest. Freeze!
Everything is terrible forever!
I forget how this works exactly.
Man, I wish we'd known that earlier.
maybe we should just leave him alone, you know?
And now finally, it has come!
Okay, we just got to go forward 10 years.
Yes! Blendin for the almost-win!
I mean you're super young, so this is weird.
Oh. Heh. It's for my dad, actually.
Yeah, and he's kind of too sad to be a real bad guy.
As soon as you start playing with us,
That dude didn't care about me enough to visit me once,
We went too far in the past.
I've been being ridiculous this whole time.
Ohh, this is awful.
He's either the brave time-convict I've ever seen or the dumbest.
Definitely the dumb. Freeze!
I also wished for the slice of infinite pizza.
BLENDIN: The winner gets a precious time wish
That's weird.
Yeah, and he's kind of too sad to be a real bad guy.
I didn't know they let grown-ups in there.
to win your stupid pig.
They're my cousins, Grandma. Gross.
GRENDA: Everyone, be quiet!
chosen for its exemplification of pure strategy.
An ancient game, thousands of years old,
Thank you for buying digicod, the smart codpiece.
Nice try, but that's solid timetanium, kid.
Ay, Soos' father is a dead-beat.
so we know how to make them perfect.