Name: Bixby's Back
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) senorita

I just had to get the senorita out of the house while they set up.
2) romper

¡Ay! ¡Se me va a romper la media, oye!
3) gasp

Gasp. I'm shocked.
4) sweetie

Sweetie, let's not push it. You almost got arrested tonight.
5) waiter

You see the hands on our waiter? Looks like he's been birthing hogs.
6) dreamer

A dreamer, a poet.
7) salesman

Why do I get the feeling you're not really a salesman?
8) valet

Here's your valet ticket.
9) resignation

Please accept my resignation.
10) beard

Does that man have red hair and a beard?
11) bout

- How 'bout I park it over there for you, okay? - Thank you.
12) crush

- Mitchell's assistant has a huge crush on him. - He does not!
13) goodness

For goodness' sake. Did you get the flowers Lily and I sent you?
14) elevator

- I was protecting your feelings. - He hugged me in the elevator.
15) idiot

Yeah. I'm the idiot.
16) tear

David never sent me a jar of his own tear.
17) champagne

So, champagne?
18) musician

Two months ago I booked a private chef, musician, the works...

1) overreach

we overreach a little.
2) sneak

I see you sneak around, trying to trick me.
3) disconnect

I got disconnect. Would you mind redialing?
4) toss

The boy who toss you aside on Valentine's Day?
5) remind

That remind me. This weekend I want to see that baby panda at the thoo.
6) tear

Hey, we've had our crazy Valentine's Days. We tore it up.
7) deserve

- But it's classy, which we deserve. - Yes, we do.
8) defeat

I mean, you defeat the whole idea if you make it into some silly competition.
9) mess

What kind of idiot mess up two Valentine's in a row?
10) arrest

Sweetie, let's not push it. You almost got arrest tonight.
11) screw

My secretary screw up and didn't get us one. Don't worry.
12) trick

So when I figure it out, I move the party over here and I trick you!
13) lie

Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.
14) realize

"While I meant every word I said, I realize how unprofessional I was.
15) bet

I bet if David knew that, he'd come running right over here.
16) promise

- Just come in the house. I promise you'll feel better. - I don't want to go in there.
17) imagine

# I imagine you nude #
18) treat

I see the speaker business is treat you well.

1) sadly

No. Sadly, I'm without a valentine this year.
2) aside

The boy who tossed you aside on Valentine's Day?
3) possibly

I know a couple people who could possibly save this night.
4) absolutely

He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is.
5) exactly

- But I have exactly $10 million. - Hmm.
6) frequently

On someone he frequently sees at the office? Yes.
7) earlier

I'm sorry I got so silly with all that Broderick stuff earlier.
8) almost

Sweetie, let's not push it. You almost got arrested tonight.
9) actually

I'm kidding actually. That's my valet ticket.
10) inside

Talk about it inside. Where you going?
11) soon

I could drop him off at the restaurant as soon as they wrap it up.
12) enough

As are you, Juliana. You look hot enough to cook a pizza on...
13) together

I know Phil and I are gonna grow old together some day.
14) usually

I'm usually pretty good at catching things from women in bars.
15) else

It's just so hard to see someone else have something you want and can't have.
16) ago

Two months ago I booked a private chef, musicians, the works...
17) ever

That's the lamest plan ever, and I'm jealous.
18) least

I'm not saying I miss Dylan, but at least he was romantic.

1) unprofessional

"While I meant every word I said, I realize how unprofessional I was.
2) embarrassed

- Oh, it's gonna be me. - I'm already embarrassed for you.
3) prudent

I think the only prudent thing to do is say, "You're fired."
4) unaware

He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is.
5) jealous

Don't be jealous. He just looks up to me.
6) interrupted

The Valentine's Day plans that get interrupted.
7) adorable

He is completely unaware of how absolutely adorable he is.
8) lame

That's the lame plan ever, and I'm jealous.
9) shocked

Gasp. I'm shocked.
10) bored

Well, Clive, I am just a bored housewife with a dark side...
11) fancy

So we don't get the table at the fancy restaurant...
12) alt

We created sexy alt egos, Clive and Juliana...
13) opposite

stand on opposite sides of the room and see which one he runs to?
14) romantic

for a romantic dinner at home.
15) okay

- Are you okay? Are you all right? - I'm good. We're good.
16) obvious

Have I been that obvious?
17) quiet

This year, for Valentine's Day, we're gonna have a nice, quiet dinner at lbiza.
18) fantastic

But I'm hungry. I look fantastic. We're staying.

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