Name: Boys' Night
Released: 2017-11-18
Cast: Sofía Vergara, Ed O'Neill, Julie Bowen

1) scorcher

It's gonna be a scorcher in the desert today, so dress accordingly.
2) scone

Listen, I'm five away. I hope you like blueberry scone and Dusty Springfield.
3) tartar

And I can't slather that boring music in tartar sauce.
4) optometrist

- Oh. Did you mean optometrist? - Whatever.
5) pervert

What, are you saying that I'm some kind of pervert?
6) fireman

I used to be a fireman, you know.
7) booze

Justin, more booze.
8) sweetie

Sweetie, you gotta stop watching the news.
9) pun

Ah, are you making a bad pun or just lisping?
10) backdrop

That and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.
11) chop

Chop, chop. It's a two-hour drive...
12) limp

- Let him finish the joke. - And one of them has a limp.
13) testosterone

Boys versus girls. Testosterone versus estrogen.
14) flock

and another flock of birds fell out of the sky.
15) herd

A herd of cows dropped dead for no reason.
16) fairness

But in all fairness, our son is our business.
17) notch

Take it down a notch. You two go in, have a great time.
18) crush

- John Schneider from Dukes of Hazzard? - That was your first crush?

1) fondle

Yeah, I know you. You're the guy who just broke into my house and fondle me.
2) startle

I was startle, you know.
3) drool

You drool all the time. Mom had to take you to a specialist.
4) scramble

- Where's my soft-boiled egg? - I scramble it.
5) sho

They're gay. They know what sho they own.
6) invade

You were invading my First Amendment right to privacy.
7) sneak

So we sneak off to the movies...
8) swear

Bingo! And for the rest of my life, I swore one day I would marry Gina Lollobrigida.
9) freak

I know I freak out on you last night, but you have to see it from my point of view.
10) laugh

And yet here he was laugh with my friends.
11) invite

Oh, um, our son, Luke, told us that you invite him over here to watch movies.
12) burn

The Oliver who almost burn down our garage?
13) appreciate

We'd really, really appreciate it.
14) promise

You don't even have to pay me. I promise I'll take super good care of her.
15) crack

And if you knew Frankie Valli, you'd be crack up right now.
16) pull

I think I just pull something.
17) catch

and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do...
18) lose

Cartoon, kills himself, she lose an arm.

1) formally

We haven't, uh, formally met. Phil Dunphy.
2) literally

And with this guy, I mean that literally.
3) overnight

So I'm 12 years old. I'm staying overnight at my best friend Jim's house.
4) apart

You see what you're doing? You're tearing this family apart!
5) possibly

Could you ask her if she could possibly babysit Lily on Saturday night?
6) alone

Oh, he's all alone. Invite him over.
7) especially

- I get it. - And especially you guys.
8) late

Alex, honey, come on. We're gonna be late.
9) almost

The Oliver who almost burned down our garage?
10) super

You don't even have to pay me. I promise I'll take super good care of her.
11) actually

I think his good looks have actually held him back.
12) kind

Yeah, our babysitter bailed, and we're kind of in a bind so...
13) enough

Can't come fast enough. Quittin' time. Am I right, Jay?
14) later

- I'll see you later. - What are you going to do?
15) fast

Can't come fast enough. Quittin' time. Am I right, Jay?
16) together

You two have a great time together.
17) else

And if your friends don't believe in you, then what else do you have?
18) ever

I ever tell you the story about me and crab cakes?

1) aggravated

Oh. Sorry I "aggravated" you.
2) embarrassing

and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do...
3) ridiculous

Don't be ridiculous. There's nothing out there to be afraid of.
4) unfair

That's so unfair! You don't even know him 'cause you're too afraid to talk to him.
5) versatile

I'm just saying he's a very versatile actor.
6) upset

Gloria, now listen. I know that you're upset with me about that concert thing...
7) delicious

Oh, my God, yes. Bo Duke. Delicious.
8) stunning

- Right. - Wow. You are stunning.
9) drunk

I was drunk! I'm not going shopping with Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
10) weird

- Why not? - Because he's weird.
11) stupid

So what? The game's over just because you're afraid of stupid Mr. Kleezak?
12) okay

Well, I do okay.
13) serial

and not let a serial killer in the front door.
14) sweet

Oh, that's very sweet, honey.
15) smart

- You being smart? - You mean in school?
16) rich

How rich are you?
17) serious

Are you serious?
18) fresh

in the fresh air getting some exercise, okay?

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