Name: Cartoon Wars Part I
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) snorkel

- Yeah. - Make sure your snorkel is working.
2) extremist

Muslim terrorists and extremist are threatening us
3) shovel

By using approximately 18 dozen shovel,
4) retaliation

Retaliation?
5) sweetheart

Peter, I can't believe you invited your old high school sweetheart
6) neighbour

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
7) carrot

Hey, Brian, this is like the time I got a job as a carrot cake.
8) shockwave

The news has already sparked a shockwave of protests
9) mister

Try my Mister T tea.
10) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
11) riot

Once again, bitter riot have started in the Middle East!
12) gum

"But the Bubble Gum Prince wasn't afraid.
13) prophet

With the Muslim prophet Mohammed as a character.
14) dude

All right, dude, what the hell has gotten into you?
15) sake

If we convince the network to pull this episode for the sake of Muslims,
16) dump

We take 20 to 25 dump trucks, fill them with sand from Monarch Lake
17) crap

Holy crap!
18) bullet

Well, it looks like we've dodged a bullet.

1) puss

Or will Comedy Central puss out?
2) intimidate

Intimidated? Is that what you think this is about, Kyle?
3) spout

Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
4) provoke

Goddamn Family Guy. Now they're just provoking people.
5) aire

That even though the episode aire,
6) audition

Remember when I audition to be David Hasselhoff's car?
7) insist

If they insist we don't censor their work, then we can't!
8) mock

where people are getting laid and mock your prophet.
9) realise

You realise by not burying your head in sand,
10) sweep

The idea has swept the nation,
11) spark

The news has already spark a shockwave of protests
12) remind

"Hey, your sense of humour remind me of Family Guy, Cartman."
13) damn

Family Guy! I damn you to hell!
14) shut

they've shut down the airports and the busses.
15) suppose

You boys know you're not suppose to watch that careless show!
16) invite

Peter, I can't believe you invite your old high school sweetheart
17) dodge

Well, it looks like we've dodge a bullet.
18) pull

We have to go and try to get that episode pull.

1) blatantly

Why would Family Guy so blatantly insult Muslims?
2) strictly

Okay? Jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim religion.
3) forever

Yes, and in just a few weeks from now, Family Guy will be off the air forever!
4) exactly

It's exactly what happened to Laverne & Shirley.
5) approximately

By using approximately 18 dozen shovels,
6) immediately

Proceed to the school gymnasium immediately
7) perhaps

Perhaps he wants to make our mother nervous.
8) especially

Especially one who doesn't trust me.
9) along

and then some cartoon comes along from a country
10) quick

It's Family Guy! Quick, Gerald, do something!
11) together

We can try and get the episode pulled, together.
12) ever

"He knew that the Land of Chocolate was safe for ever and ever."
13) once

Once again, a cartoon depicting the Muslim Prophet Mohammed
14) always

The cartoon that's always pushing buttons
15) never

and why we can never show an image of Mohammed.
16) again

Take cover in the community centre, again!
17) too

We can't go back out there, Linda! It's too late for him!
18) down

I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time

1) careless

with their careless toilet humour.
2) interchangeable

Not just one random, interchangeable joke after another!
3) insensitive

What cartoon would be so insensitive as to have Mohammed as a character?
4) unbelievable

You unbelievable son of a bitch.
5) ignorant

Mr. Garrison, that is ignorant and racist!
6) shocking

and learns the shocking secret behind the Family Guy writing staff.
7) racist

Mr. Garrison, that is ignorant and racist!
8) ridiculous

No. No. Wait a minute, that's ridiculous.
9) inherent

When I make jokes, they are inherent to a story.
10) upset

Let's all look at why Muslims are upset.
11) sudden

that your sudden concern for the Muslim people is real.
12) nervous

Perhaps he wants to make our mother nervous.
13) sacred

Stanley, Mohammed is sacred to the Muslim people!
14) precious

They only care about their precious money!
15) muslim

With the Muslim prophet Mohammed as a character.
16) weird

Boy, was that ever weird!
17) emotional

Deep situational and emotional jokes
18) stupid

Dad, this is stupid.

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