Name: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) dook

dropped a dook in the school urinal and there's still no explanation for that!
2) chud

and sees a big, meaty chud staring him in the face.
3) trickster

when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet.
4) turd

The turd could have been put in there to cover up 9/11.
5) urinal

What's a urinal?
6) scapegoat

But they'll make up a scapegoat, send him to detention
7) knack

with a knack for solving mysteries!
8) fella

- Butters! - Hey, fella!
9) retard

Because anybody who thinks 9/11 was a conspiracy is a retard!
10) culprit

It's time for the culprit to finally pay.
11) restroom

I've just come from the men's restroom,
12) deuce

Who dropped the deuce in the urinal? Kyle!
13) toad

He's a frog, not a toad, because toad don't ribbit.
14) poop

And some jokester took a poop in it, m'kay?
15) recess

The stalls were full and I didn't want to miss recess!
16) neighbour

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
17) blur

When I zoomed in I saw what first appeared to be a blur,
18) fudge

and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

1) dook

When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay?
2) disproven

could be disproven scientifically.
3) rile

Get all your citizens rile up and waving American flags.
4) spout

Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
5) melt

melt the steel framing of the towers,
6) pretend

Then on 9/11, we pretend like four planes were being hijacked,
7) prop

and see your rancid dook prop against the back of the urinal
8) crap

Did they find out who crap in the urinal yet?
9) blame

Hi, we were hoping you can help us. My friend is being blame for 9/11.
10) admit

We've got no leads and nobody admit to the crime.
11) chase

from the White House with everyone chasing you
12) shut

Will you shut up about 9/11?
13) involve

you weren't involve in 9/11.
14) shoot

filled with more explosives and shot down all the witnesses
15) solve

Well, it looks like this mystery is solve.
16) pull

I know it seems crazy, but 9/11 was pull off by our own government
17) catch

We caught the person that did it.
18) decide

And you decide you're gonna be a comedian, m'kay,

1) someday

Someday, we'll use it as evidence against them.
2) nowhere

Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell? Kyle!
3) barely

He's got a car that barely works.
4) apparently

Apparently Clyde could not have been the one who crapped in the urinal,
5) apart

maybe pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay,
6) nearly

The hole is not nearly big enough. And if a plane hit it,
7) exactly

exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test 12 days after 9/11.
8) finally

Finally we could invade Iraq,
9) instead

instead of number one.
10) forward

Now, I want whoever did it to come forward right now
11) quite

Yes, quite simple to pull off, really.
12) late

Too late!
13) almost

Almost all the evidence points one way
14) super

Yeah, it sounds super hard.
15) kind

and we just kind of ran out.
16) double

I'm a detective. And I'm afraid you kids have been double crossed.
17) enough

The hole is not nearly big enough. And if a plane hit it,
18) far

It's obvious that before we go any further,

1) damning

But probably the most damning of all
2) unspeakable

Now, whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large.
3) blissful

We have the majority of them kept in blissful ignorance.
4) puke

He's got to clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay?
5) senseless

Who would take a dump in the urinal? It's such a senseless crime.
6) unsuspecting

unsuspecting urinal,
7) rancid

and see your rancid dook propped against the back of the urinal
8) retarded

- No, no. - Are you retarded?
9) intricate

It was only the world's most intricate and flawlessly-executed plan ever, ever.
10) raging

I've still got a raging clue.
11) shocking

my shocking PowerPoint report on the truth
12) inevitable

So now, the inevitable question,
13) brave

We need to be brave enough to ask questions!
14) dumb

Thanks for sharing your dumb little frog with the class.
15) odd

when they discovered something odd, which gave them a clue.
16) stupid

You see what happens when you spread this stupid crap, fat ass?
17) obvious

Of course. It's so obvious.
18) alive

Dude, you're alive?

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