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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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♪ Watch out for the bedspread, baby ♪
looks like the little fella's a bit nervous.
some kind of crazy new fad.
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪
"and I'm going to put on the most amazing new year's spectacle
♪ For he is savior, for he is Lord ♪
Now what's the matter, little cracker?
And growing and learning from obstacle.
Everyone is very excited because rumor has it
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Hey, asshole!
I sure as heck am excited!
you are experiencing a second revival.
the best New Year's bash ever!
♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
Holy shit, dude!
It's the year 2000 for Christ's sake!
For I am the lamb of God.
Well, it's when puberty hits, and you blee,
He's gonna let me be crucified again.
Perhaps the children are all shoving tampons up their ass
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
And this person is really bum out
Y-You poop your pants?
I'm gonna go see if I'm bleed out my ass!
and is not scare by his shadow,
♪ He gives me hope when I have only been bore ♪
It plugged him up until he finally burst
Okay, that settle that.
I was overcome with my new popularity
where people have gather for a chance to see
And ye who believe in me shall be reward!
Well, I can't say that I blame him.
I pray to him every day and he never answered me.
Goddammit Kenny, shut the hell up!
Yeah, you're suppose to know.
Uh, period is going swimmingly!
'cause I really will get it someday!
But meanwhile, more and more people are showing up
Uh-- Nurse, Mr. Stewart has apparently pooped his pants!
but Craig is definitely cooler than Clyde.
We have to think carefully!
Thanks, Tom, it is indeed four days until the new millennium
Perhaps the children are all shoving tampons up their ass
It plugged him up until he finally burst
Thus, spaketh the Lord.
The new millennium is almost upon us,
But, actually, right now, I've got to catch plane to Las Vegas
I'm kind of making a comeback!
but then he went back inside.
Well maybe we'll get ours soon, too!
Mine either, but I double-checked
Some of us just mature a little later than others.
We can hang out together on New Year's Eve.
Pooped pants.
from the inside out like a ruptured septic tank.
Everyone is giddy with anticipation for Jesus to come out
♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot ♪
is presenting Rod Stewart, the undisputed king of pop
Everyone is so outraged that they are building a large cross
Stan, let me sing you a little song about the menstrual cycle.
Because he's too embarrassed to come himself.
from the inside out like a ruptured septic tank.
Yeah, and y'know, Rod is a seasoned veteran
"Maximum stoppage of vaginal chunks..."
He's neat, Mommy.
Be ye not afraid, blessed art thou, my children.
♪ And he lifts me up with his gentle arms... ♪
looks like the little fella's a bit nervous.
I can't tell you how excited Rod Stewart is
because of an acute colon infection
Be ye be careful of pride, Jesus.