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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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this just in: newscaster Kevin McCarty
I have to write on the chalkboard with this rusty nail.
How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?!
Ooh, Stan's asthma inhaler!
is being sued by Kyle's dad for slander!
that 50 percent of Stan Marsh's belongings
Isn't that fascism?
That can burn your retina and make you blind.
and hid the torso under a bridge.
Another scotch?
This girl touched my thigh.
Hello sexual harassment cub!
Be sure you run around with scissors,
but we can't afford chalk anymore.
Well, yes... but that place is for loser mascots
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
you gotta go flappin' your jaw!
When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend,
Like he was undress me with his eyes.
You have sexually harass me for the last time!
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
and some other guy comes up and tickle your balls from behind.
I have been instruct to teach you all about
You bastard!
I swear it, please! Let us go!
I warn you, Mr. Evans, Tom Morris takes his job a little seriously.
I refuse to answer on the grounds that
Oh, so you admit that harassment goes on?!
school is sue for 2.1 million.
Goddamnit Skeeter, shut the hell up.
I thought you weren't suppose to run around with scissors.
I'm telling you guys, suing people kick ass.
I'm throw the case out.
pull on another little panda's underwear...
And we've decide that perhaps a panda
It means you suck ass.
You have sexually harassed me for the last time!
but just remember, that money has to come from somewhere.
Personally, I think Kyle's dad is just a whore,
We certainly can't afford him anymore.
are to be handed over to Eric Cartman immediately.
Perhaps we should sue them next.
Otherwise, it's lumpy potatoes from here on out.
and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Alright, let's move this along, shall we?
Dad, don't you think our last new house was big enough?
And usually it ends up hurting a lot of innocent people!
Well, somebody else has got to know all about
Have you ever heard of a retreat called
the public schools are sure to lose at least a whopping 30 million dollars.
how come you "types" are always wearin'
Ooh! He did it again!
my client is too upset to continue.
Of course, and so does Mr. Hat!
the public schools are sure to lose at least a whopping 30 million dollars.
don't let frivolous sexual harassment lawsuits
If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet,
I know it's tempting to make money,
which is prone to grow only in drier, more arid regions?
And when one little panda puts his furry little willy
They're too vague and too easily corruptible.
No, it's a very fragile system that nature has designed.
them funny padded shirts in the winter?
This is ridiculous!
my client is too upset to continue.
And usually it ends up hurting a lot of innocent people!
Since the defendant is under age and has no monetary resources,
Well, your credentials are very impressive,
This is all that damn lawyer's fault!
After careful review, it is the judgement of this court
that makes me a very sad panda.
Hey what about that stupid panda?!