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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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No, it isn't, stupid blubber butt.
Well, my hot, spicy boner, of course, Dad.
- Then eat your puke. - No!
Oh, gee whiz, I’m not watching television, Dad,
All right, Jared, you sick pervert!
- Hey, fella! - Hey, Kenny!
Okay, it says here the operation begins with a one-inch incision in the abdomen
Okay, it says here the operation begins with a one-inch incision in the abdomen
- How so? - Well, your new slogan, for instance.
where the big liar, Jared, is once again about to speak.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
Here's some anthrax for you!
You get up to your room right now, mister!
Oh, gee whiz, I’m not watching television, Dad,
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
with no mustard or mayo or anything like that,
Did you eat only one ounce of City Wok a day like we told you?
but the way that I lost so much weight was that I got aide.
First, we fatten him up, then we make the deal with City Wok,
for their shatter dreams.
why you felt betray by the fact that my aides helped me to lose weight.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
Am I bum?
it was declare that AIDS can finally be joked about.
All right, it's settle! Come on, Butters!
Eating them sandwich all the time
Hey, you're the one that screw us by not losing weight, Butters.
We would have never laugh about this before.
Oh, I’m getting steam, now.
But, Jesus Christ, we're suppose to get married.
that all of us here at Subway appreciate everything you've done for our company.
And I promise you,
I’ve prove weight loss is easy!
Man, it taste like that, you know,
that creamed chip beef stuff that Chef makes sometimes?
Now, I think the $4 million should be split evenly among the three of us.
With aides, you can literally watch the fat melt away!
Besides, I'd get grounded.
I am going to personally see to it
Apparently, Jared hopes to regain his celebrity-hero status,
It definitely works for every woman I ever met.
instead of dieting properly.
But some young boys were talking to me earlier,
Jared lost weight eating Subway Now he's cold and alone
that perhaps it would be best for you to take
that creamed chipped beef stuff that Chef makes sometimes?
so AIDS is finally funny!
instead of dieting properly.
I almost wish I had never gotten aides!
I can't play outside for five days.
I know, you kind of have to read the fine print
Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
I’ve had aides since before we were together.
What's to stop someone else from going to, say,
What? What are you thinking? Are you bummed?
I’m going to seek out all the underprivileged
Yeah, maybe they're all just jealous
- Yes, sir. - This is unbelievable!
Bring it on, queer bait.
Butters, I’m just trying to offer some motivational help here.
That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny.
my parents would be sore,
He's right. If Butters is naturally skinny,
Loosen up, you bloody vaginal belch.
This guy's insane!
Oh, not from you dumb asses, that's for sure.
Butters, your father called and said you made him very upset!
It says I only ate a half-size lean turkey sandwich
You know, after a year of eating delicious sub sandwiches,
Shut up, Butters. This is your own damn fault.
and now you're asking me to be in triple Dutch?
Do you think you're tough now? Answer me!