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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Oh, but my poor little poopsie must be getting so hungry.
and have pepperoni pizzas and ice cream.
Well, no, but all these veals are going to the slaughterhouse
and we have an aeroplane on the tarmac at Denver International.
where we'll have a fully-gassed aeroplane
I mean, rancher.
I don't know about this, fella. It says right here,
but my son does not play negotiator with me.
Tom, the calf terrorist standoff continues
And in here, boys and girls, we have our veal ranch.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
- But in return, I want three staple. - Get out of here!
Yup. Damn things ain't worth spit now.
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
No, I can't bring calves into my house.
That asshole was going to kill them and feed them to people.
Not now. My son is not a thief.
We've got an IV of pure beef blood pumping into Stan's vein,
stay in here until we starve?
If I betray him like that, I'd pay for it the rest of my life.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
We can make sure the road is pave for a brighter tomorrow
'Cause they're gonna get slaughter tomorrow, butthole.
Yes. Don't you see? This validate everything that we're doing.
- They stole some of his property. - Stole? Are you sure?
Then it's settle. One for all and all for one, except Cartman.
Man, these calves smell like crap.
Dude, that's mess up.
that makes baby cow strong again. He's bringing it over.
You're the ones who knew we were making little baby animals suffer.
- Stanley, they belong to him. - They don't belong to anybody.
Do you hear that, Stan? It worked. We've shut down the veal industry.
as now members of the FBI arrive to put an end to the conflict.
Where am I suppose to drive to?
to officially change the word "veal" to "torture baby cow."
- Cartman, wake up. - What?
You have to talk louder.
I'm not gonna stop eating meat altogether.
If we're making the news, then this is obviously important to people.
Stan would have eventually just become one great, big, giant pussy.
- Yeah, I wouldn't have. - Me, neither.
- No, this is exactly what we wanted. - It is?
being grounded for three, perhaps even four weeks.
Okay, up a little. Left a little. Almost there.
I'll let them live outside with the other cows, and live a normal life.
Those sores on his skin were actually small vaginas.
But if we don't do something soon, there could be 50, even 60 people
I said, that's far enough!
You'll have to come out sooner or later, boys.
Okay, that's far enough. I'm going to go delta.
We cannot keep going fast on these icy roads.
We need you to help us because friends stick together.
They've got no one else to turn to.
You are, in fact, the worst negotiator I've ever seen in action.
We must help the helpless We must save the unsaved
This is still very uninteresting news, Tom.
- But isn't that dishonest? - Maybe so.
- Very persuasive. - Open this door! Open this door!
Yeah, well killing little, helpless baby cows should be a crime, too.
Several attempts to break into the room have proven unsuccessful, Tom,
to "little tortured baby cow," the market has gone dry.
Well, this is ridiculous. I don't know how you raise your kids,
This is a delicate process. I've almost earned their trust.
Tom, I'm standing in front the house where four insane boy terrorists
- Look, you guys. Beef jerky. - Yeah. And fried chicken.
and bring about a peaceful resolution using clever psychology.
They look so delicious.
Yes, I see what you mean, Sheila. That was very impressive.
Yup. Damn things ain't worth spit now.
- This is highly unusual. - All right, boys, we have your truck,
Don't be scared, little baby cow. We're here to set you loose.
I'm pleased to show you all the wonderful world of beef.