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00:21:22
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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I suggest you keep the shenanigan to a minimum...
If Raj dies, it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn...
...to detect slow-moving monopole at the magnetic north pole'?
Third graders will create macaroni-art diorama depicting scenes from my life.
...and move my bowels at 8:20.
So she has no problem with her son being eaten by a walrus?
Sure. Maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death.
...and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings.
Third graders will create macaroni-art dioramas depicting scenes from my life.
...or being ripped to shred by a 1500-pound polar bear.
Sarcasm?
Ma, I'm putting you on speakerphone with Raj's parents.
...the hamburger meat is fresh and stored at a safe temperature.
...on a 6-inch figurine of Legolas the Elf.
Thank you, but your sentiment may be premature.
- Then what was "Oh, boy"? - Great restraint on my part.
- Check. - Freeze-dried spicy mustard?
...that my expectation of you are very low.
That entire family is fascinate by what time it is and whether people know it.
...protocol dictate that be phrased, "Fine, sir."
Well, given that missing you is predicate on you leaving...
It wasn't. His wife set their dogs on me and render the question moot.
Odd. President Seibert pose the exact same question.
My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we are reward in the next.
My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life, we are rewarded in the next.
Oh, boy, am I gonna get sue.
Yet how am I suppose to carry on...
...protocol dictates that be phrase, "Fine, sir."
My religion teach that if we suffer in this life, we are rewarded in the next.
Just a warning, Sheldon. The freezer lock from the outside.
Well, it all happen kind of fast.
I guess you'll find out what it is in the morning.
Everyone at the university knows I eat breakfast at 8...
Adversity is to be expect. Continue.
Well, gentlemen, have you reach a decision?
I suggest you keep the shenanigans to a minimum...
It appears that Penny secretly wants you in her life...
I mean, this is literally the top of the world.
- Yes, obviously. - All right.
...to the Cheesecake Factory, because apparently, I'm ridiculous...
How can I possibly go?
For the next 840 minutes, I'm effectively one of Heisenberg's particles.
...to detect slow-moving monopoles at the magnetic north pole'?
Not exactly.
Perhaps you mean a different thing than I do when you say "science."
Easy. Instead of saying, "No, we don't wanna go on an NSF expedition," say:
Yes. In fact, he was quite enthusiastic.
We could play outside.
You actually had it right in the first place.
Well, it all happened kind of fast.
But we're leaving soon and I needed to talk to you.
- See you later. - Bye.
How often have we had to leave a movie theater...
I know where I am or how fast I'm going, but I can't know both.
...his wife, their sullen teenage daughter.
In the frigid temperatures in the Arctic...
...in a very intimate and carnal fashion.
You know I can't eat butter. I'm lactose intolerant.
...and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings.
Well, now, here's a peculiar e-mail.
Yes. In fact, he was quite enthusiastic.
Wolowitz, you will be completing a series of delicate surgical procedures...
- Did she seem upset to you? - No. Did she seem upset to you?
You were busy, you were surprised, all very fascinating.
...in a very intimate and carnal fashion.
I know I'm proposing an enormous undertaking...
It is remarkable.
...or being ripped to shreds by a 1500-pound polar bear.
That's very unlikely, Mrs. Koothrappali.
Yeah, I'm just a little surprised you didn't tell me.
Of course not. I'm a theoretical physicist.
If Raj dies, it'll be from frostbite, gangrene, acute sunburn...