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00:21:04
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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That's right, honey, have another calzone. Daddy can wait.
I'm invoking our Body Snatchers clause.
My mom's making a brisket tonight.
-Here's your spinach-mushroom omelet. -Thank you.
...provided a unified picture of fermion and gauge bosons.
...how to make papier-mâché volcanoes with baking-soda lava.
Forks are for eating, trident are for ruling the seven seas.
I might as well explain thermodynamics to a bunch of Labradoodles.
...in showing how neutrino emerge from a string-net condensate.
Okay, Dr. Cooper is on the verge of a breakthrough.
I liked your paper on grand unification using string-network condensates...
...with moth wings and an exoskeleton.
...when you accidentally spill peach Snapple into a helium-neon laser.
...standing on cafeteria lines.
-Here's your spinach-mushroom omelet. -Thank you.
Holy crap on a cracker.
Is it girls? Guys? Sock puppet?
...how to make papier-mâché volcano with baking-soda lava.
Look, Ramona finally doze off, and I need you to help me get rid of her.
...and you pumice my hammertoe.
I weep for the future of science.
I finally reconcile the black hole information paradox...
...when you accidentally spill peach Snapple into a helium-neon laser.
...in showing how neutrinos emerge from a string-net condensate.
Did you enjoy the footnote where I illustrate mirror symmetry by likening it...
You know, I'd love to hear more about how you intend to add neutrinos.
LEONARD: Not unless she destroy Tokyo.
-Did anyone touch it? -Gloves were worn by everyone involve.
-Now, shall we get back to work? -I suppose.
My hypotheses tend to have that effect.
Dr. Cooper, I've read everything you've publish.
I prefer to think of it as I'm pull them forward.
...and split into two Sheldons.
I got caught up reading the draft of your latest paper.
...who's been replace with an alien pod.
I assume we were going to be alone.
...when you accidentally spill peach Snapple into a helium-neon laser.
In short, anyone who told you that you would someday be able...
-Hide you? -I formally request sanctuary.
-Could we get a cup of coffee sometime? -I don't drink coffee.
Yes. Apparently, I'm getting a free dinner.
Would you possibly have any time for me to pick your brain?
A cruel trick indeed.
I assumed we were going to be alone.
Look, Ramona finally dozed off, and I need you to help me get rid of her.
I prefer to think of it as I'm pulling them forward.
Again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out.
...and had achieved more than you could ever hope to...
Didn't a great man once say, "Science demands nothing less...
...my door is always open.
I never eat in strange restaurants. One runs the risk of non-standard cutlery.
Again, I'm sorry that the demonstration didn't quite work out.
...I remember when I too was deciding my academic future...
Of course, I was 14...
Well, to paraphrase Mozart, all the subatomic particles are there.
...than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?
The truth can indeed be a finger down the throat of those unprepared to hear it.
On the other hand, I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species.
...than the fervent and unconditional dedication of our entire lives"?
If you're going to stay, you'll have to be respectful and quiet.
-It's unbelievable. It's paradigm-altering. -And I could not have done it without you.
A cruel trick indeed.
You need your sleep for your cognitive processing to perform at optimum levels.
So, dumb-ass, I heard you made a grad student throw up last night.
I believe, one day, Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food...
He's a remarkable man, but you have to let him go.
...provided a unified picture of fermions and gauge bosons.
...about to put on just enough winter weight to make them needy and vulnerable.
There won't be any room until they get rid of the permanent Leslie Winkle exhibit.
-I think you're just brilliant. -Well, that is the prevailing opinion.
Now to tell you about the Theoretical Physics Department...
...an artificial intelligence you created that's taking over the earth.