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00:43:18
Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel
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Well I don't know! Not just "bollock to everything".
(TV) 'And yet accusations of vapidity aside,
And by "him" I mean me, knobber!
And why do we waste our time with animated trivialities like him?
Seriously, she's faker than him.
Say, "You arsehole aren't going to vote for me,
nihilist "democracy sucks" thing, yeah, is kind of wack-a-doo,
unlock new stuff like catchphrase and a little hat 'n' that.
Shamed super groomer and all-round pillock of the community
Mum with a pushchair - drag her into it.
that if they recommend it to a friend it unlocks a little fez for Waldo.
Ooh, "converse", Your Lordship!
Nothing huge, Conor wanted the Jacko gag for the monologue, so...
Cartoons don't play by the rules and Waldo's open disdain
The first man to hit him gets 500 quid!
You were in a sketch troupe
(TV) 'And yet accusation of vapidity aside,
What, the crap crusader?
Yeah, ditto,
He's the perfect assassin.
APPLAUSE
Don't vote for me. I'm an insult.
Pardon?
I think that this puppet's inclusion on this panel debase the
Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastate that you're upset...
Hey, I'm being snub!
and believed you were entitle to everything.
ultimately neutralizing seriously effective dissent?
You overtook that Lib Dem prick...
I was lash out. I wasn't even articulate -
process of debate, and smother any meaningful discussion of the issues.
If you were preach revolution, well that'd be something,
I beg your pardon.
GLASS SMASHES
'I warn you.'
She looks like she's been poison.
I dunno. But he's from Washington and he's got my restrict number.
Yeah, you were, you upset me.
You remind everyone that's got the app
Ladies... Ladies and gentlemen, please! I declare that Liam Monroe
it unlock loads of free shit, look.
if that's, "doing well," then we are doom!
Oh, so he wasn't hack after all.
You think you deserve respect.
Shamed super groomer and all-round pillock of the community
We have argue for a further reduction in the license fee...
wanking madly at school kids.
So, realistically, I know there's not much of a chance, but...
That position, presumably, being hunched over
a man whose career can be summed up surprisingly quickly.
It's been incredibly informative
an alleged comedian, more accurately.
I'm not kidding, that's literally it.
and Hersham constituency, hereby give notice that the total number
(TV) Meanwhile, as support for Gwendolyn Harris
and only occasionally inappropriate cool kids' TV character,
ultimately neutralizing seriously effective dissent?
(TV) 'And yet accusations of vapidity aside,
Yeah, well. It's dick jokes at his expense basically.
Personally, I don't understand why anyone's surprised...
Obviously, I wouldn't say that outside of this room,
Whose mum's in tonight, apparently.
But apart from that...
Well, obviously, I'm absolutely devastated that you're upset...
Not exactly like Batman.
Perhaps we could get back...
Oh, he's quite handsome, isn't he?
She actually gives less of a shit about anyone round here than
Doesn't matter. Or funny, which is almost worse.
Shamed supe groomer and all-round pillock of the community
Waldo, as a mascot for the disenfranchised, aren't you
nihilist "democracy sucks" thing, yeah, is kind of wack-a-doo,
That's the sort of feeble excuse
(TV) I, the undersigned,
(TELEVISION)'..Waldo the bear left Monroe in stunned silence.
The video's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed by it.
You're too frightened to take to the next level. Fine. I understand.
The video's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed by it.
But people have stood as fictional characters before.
If that thing is the main opposition then the whole system looks absurd.
Mr Monroe, are you addicted?
I'm not dumb or clever enough to be political...
I think what you're doing with Waldo is fascinating.
'In just three days, Waldo has gone viral.
It's been incredibly informative
"resignation statement admits inappropriate correspondence
I'm sorry. It's rather loud.
It's too toxic.
Well, don't get too excited, I'm not sleeping in it.
I don't know why anyone's surprised the world's number one teen idol
And when he can't think of an authentic joke,
Pop stars do believe in weird things.