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01:14:23
Daniel Lapaine, Hannah John-Kamen, Michaela Coel
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Hi, I'm Madge. I'm your anaesthetist today.
I think its kind of adorable someone thinks tinsel is essential.
I saw it on a newscast, I think.
Some passer-by called the police. They took me down the station.
You coached dork whilst they cruised singles bars.
I just need the loo a sec.
♪ I'll sign my name on the rooftop in the snow ♪
cannon fodder for some war thing.
No. She was an outsider.
So what were you running, some corporate espionage outfit?
Its not an interrogation!
That's why 90% of seduction is just listening.
- Door-to-door salesman? - Please.
The tactic, generally, was to deliberately
Coward, fucking coward,
Three pint, a vodka Diet Coke and a shot of tequila.
Ok, bullshit opener.
♪ Now the frosty paw appear... ♪
I'm not some sort of push-button toaster monkey.
Three pints, a vodka Diet Coke and a shot of tequila.
They're going to have sex. You're getting the season finale in episode one.
And there's a GPS so that if I go within ten metre of her,
Shes the puppet-master.
this bastard cracks him in 70 minutes.
Maybe she could smell a loser.
♪ Then your rosy cheek are gonna light my merry way ♪
Hot chestnut!
Roast potatoes.
Jesus, how much urine? Hes pissing like a harpoon cow.
I fell asleep on the coach back and snore so loud
When he was first ingest, I tweaked the time preferences,
Oh, thank God. I'm starving.
- Oh, now hes Mr Fucking Ethics. - Wait. You were happy to take a window seat while others did it.
Cranked him up to 1,000 years a minute.
and we surgically implant it into a clients brain.
I swear to God. He probably did it for a bet
because they dull the sound.
Then on Boxing Day she realise that no-one was going to help.
being bore by anything other than snow
Ok, she curse, so should you.
Based on how you've react to what I've said, yeah.
You just kind of turn up and its... its enforce fun, all night.
Who'd get it torn out because it doesn't suit her plans.
bang - I get arrest.
Trust me, if you walk in there like you belong,
So I just hung around outside her work, like a stalker.
You're probably pretty weird out right now, I'm guessing.
They don't like to be shut out. It makes them feel invisible.
Claire found out I was involve and took,
They're only suppose to have stored essentials here.
when Beth introduce the two of us, and ta-da!
See, the trick of it lay in breaking them
This girl seemed content with being ignore.
She murder him?
...I threw them out before she saw them.
I promise. I wont peek.
Ask if you can move someplace quieter, where you can really talk.
I was decidedly not a spiritual guru.
The tactic, generally, was to deliberately
Now, just count backwards from ten.
I fell asleep on the coach back and snored so loud
Not out loud.
Ultimately the only thing you're worried about is
Hence stranding me in this lovely place.
Its definitely not just you.
I've been planning it forever, but you know what its like.
I've got absolutely no way of getting in touch with her.
Can we just talk about this properly, please?
That's exactly right, its just a state change.
So I noticed you sitting alone on the edge
The tactic, generally, was to deliberately
We find that sometimes that helps. Are you ready?
I fucking always totally think that its fucking shit. You know?
So thanks to you some gawko finally meets a girl.
Talk about what TV shows you've fallen behind on.
Sorry, I'm not quite dressed yet.
Most people are too easy to read, especially if you know minds.
and Bethany Grey, a young mother who'd only recently started...
What you doing round there? Why are you all around there?
Great stuff, kid. Almost word-for-word.
They will sit outside on the balcony till, like, four in the morning...
he wont actually know if he does.
You just kind of turn up and its... its enforced fun, all night.
You're doing fine. Don't neglect the blonde.
- Underdone. Slightly underdone. - Ok, perfect.
There's nothing more tantalising than that.
A little melodramatic, isn't it?
Yeah, like, 20 minutes ago, this guy, shirtless,
and I thought, "Hey, kindred spirit."
Singles bars are depressing. Wed do regular bars and clubs.
Now were festive. Huh?
I feel so awkward posing.
♪ May think I'm foolish ♪
Right. And its frustrating cos you've always got these ten
I think its kind of adorable someone thinks tinsel is essential.
So, are all of your friends this suspicious?
I've said some really awful shit. Beth, I love you.
what you might call a dim view.
♪ Then your rosy cheeks are gonna light my merry way ♪
also they would, most times, sort of lean in naturally.
They don't like to be shut out. It makes them feel invisible.
fatal poisoning, in case you've forgotten.
I fell asleep on the coach back and snored so loud
After a week, I was pretty desperate.
And where her dad lived was this isolated place in the back of beyond.
Hes just protective.
The weird part was that he had a bow and arrow, right?
All the attractive women have been surrounded by
So you can keep the silent act up as long as you want.
Romantic services.
Just a small, stupid thing.
Ask if you can move someplace quiet, where you can really talk.