Name: The Buffer
Released: 2018-02-15
Cast: Kaitlin Olson, Sofia Black-D'Elia, Thomas Barbusca

1) drugger

I'm sorry I'm not the expert drugger like you.
2) slugger ( слаггер )

What is the problem, slugger?
3) fireman ( кочегар )

- a fireman or a model or something? - No.
4) moron ( дебил )

and you are a moron, Sabrina.
5) booze ( пьянка )

Oh, no, I'm okay. You know, booze and power tools.
6) toxin ( токсин )

Come on, do you have any other toxin
7) dilution ( разжижение )

There we go. The first dilution
8) loser ( неудачник )

I'm just a big, fat, no-talent loser.
9) jockey ( жокей )

an experienced jockey riding that horse.
10) jerk ( сопляк )

- Oh! - You jerk.
11) gut ( нутром )

not blow her gut out.
12) sickness ( болезни )

I'm just trying to fake morning sickness,
13) bout ( запой )

Great, then he can take 'em. How 'bout that?
14) heck ( щеколда )

Ugh. What the heck is going on up there?
15) goodness ( добро )

My goodness.
16) diaper ( памперс )

- And the no sleeping and the diaper. - I get it. Hey, hey, yes...
17) chill ( холодок )

And, like, you're super freakin' chill and, like,
18) gum ( гум )

My nipples are like old chewing gum.

1) unprotect ( снять )

never have unprotect sex.
2) revolutionize ( революционизировать )

The pill revolutionize everything for women.
3) squish ( хлюпать )

Oh, no, no. Nope, you squish it,
4) slack ( слабину )

and I've been slack off.
5) lure ( приманки )

lure me into her honey trap.
6) chop ( чоп )

He's not getting his balls chop off, Jimmy, okay?
7) abandon ( отказаться от )

abandon child in the world.
8) knock ( стук )

by getting "accidentally" knock up.
9) reject ( отклонить )

but I get how it feels to be reject.
10) trap ( ловушка )

Women have trap men since the dawn of time
11) blast ( взрывной волной )

I miss the days girls were blast me in the junk.
12) destroy ( уничтожить )

It destroy your body and causes crazy mood swings.
13) suppose ( предположим )

And how am I suppose to make anything good
14) solve ( решить )

Problem solve.
15) reverse ( обратный )

I've had it done a couple times and reverse, so...
16) treat ( лечить )

but they all treat me like I had freakin' AIDS.
17) boot ( загрузки )

and Steffi boot my nuts into my throat.
18) suck ( отстой )

Because I get it, condoms suck.

1) despicable ( подло )

I think it should be me who carries out this despicable act.
2) insensitive ( бестактно )

Okay, that's ignorant and insensitive,
3) jealous ( завидно )

You're jealous.
4) ignorant ( невежественные )

Okay, that's ignorant and insensitive,
5) shocking ( шокирующие )

Well, this is shocking.
6) depressed ( депрессия )

Yeah, now I just feel depressed.
7) shocked ( шокирован )

As you can see, we are shocked, okay,
8) insane ( ума )

What are you, insane?
9) dumb ( тупой )

Oh, my God, you are the dumb smart person
10) grateful ( благодарен )

Just be grateful you get to listen.
11) sudden ( внезапно )

Why do you all of a sudden care what...?
12) nervous ( нервная )

Chip, you don't have to be so nervous.
13) fake ( подделка )

Look what I got online, a bunch of fake pregnancy tests.
14) weird ( странно )

No, you're acting weird.
15) stupid ( глупо )

All the girls at my school are stupid trolls!
16) acceptable ( приемлемо )

Cool like "acceptable."
17) okay ( ладно )

Yeah, it's okay. I... I do this.
18) gross ( брутто )

Oh, gross, dude. Know your audience.

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