Name: How I Wet Your Mother
Released: 2017-11-07
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) largeness ( крупности )

Oh, the largeness!
2) lodestar ( путеводной звездой )

"Homer Simpson: Moral Lodestar."
3) gunk ( дрянь )

Hey, you know what's good for cleaning Moe gunk
4) baloney ( ерунда )

Can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich.
5) chug ( чух )

ALL: Chug! Chug! Chug!
6) underpants ( трусы )

Come on, everybody, feel Daddy's underpants!
7) urination ( мочеиспускание )

of urination domination was a one-time deal.
8) chore ( муторно )

I'm gonna do all the chore.
9) placenta ( плацента )

placenta for me?
10) booze ( пьянка )

Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix.
11) accordion ( гармонь )

(shudders) My accordion Post-its!
12) dharma ( дхарма )

But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?
13) sweetheart ( милая )

And now you'd better run along, sweetheart.
14) chatter ( треп )

Can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich.
15) paw ( лапа )

with his sticky paw in my tin cup.
16) lizard ( ящерица )

that you lunch-bagging wage lizard
17) vinegar ( уксус )

White vinegar. Yeah.
18) loser ( лузер )

(laughing) Man Homer, you've always been a loser.

1) unhook ( отцепить )

Oh, you foolish man, if I unhook them now,
2) tweet ( твитнуть )

Tweeted by Bart, re-tweet by Krusty.
3) entitle ( право )

the rest of you will write 30-page essays entitle
4) procure ( закупки )

Item being procure:
5) invent ( придумывать )

You see, I have invent a device
6) neglect ( пренебрежение )

because I neglect to install the latest Adobe Acrobat update,
7) smell ( запах )

Still smell better than your gym socks, man.
8) cure ( лечение )

I'm cure!
9) shut ( закрыть )

Yeah, shut you up.
10) spin ( спина )

If it spin forever, we're still in a dream.
11) shoot ( стрелять )

I loved him, I shot him... he's mine!
12) wake ( разбудить )

you just wake up.
13) recognize ( признать )

It's Death! I recognize him
14) throw ( бросить )

Wow, he threw us under the bus,
15) prove ( доказать )

Incidentally, I've also prove
16) rob ( роб )

are rob me blind.
17) catch ( поймать )

Only one of you monkeys wasn't caught
18) wet ( мокрый )

I wet the bed!

1) incidentally ( кстати )

Incidentally, I've also proven
2) asleep ( спит )

We should fall asleep in this dream.
3) nicely ( красиво )

Wait nicely.
4) forever ( навсегда )

We're staying in this dream forever.
5) exactly ( точно )

Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.
6) alone ( один )

Now, Simpson, how is it that you alone
7) perhaps ( возможно )

Well, perhaps I can help.
8) deep ( глубокий )

Deep down, I must be feeling guilty
9) late ( поздно )

MONA: You got home hours late with no fish.
10) actually ( на самом деле )

We're actually entering Dad's dreams?
11) kind ( вид )

It's kind of embarrassing.
12) inside ( внутри )

Marge, it's not the diaper, it's what's inside.
13) along ( вместе )

And now you'd better run along, sweetheart.
14) later ( позже )

It was only a few weeks later
15) together ( вместе )

A kid who can't keep his parents' marriage together
16) else ( еще )

that allows you to enter someone else's dreams
17) ever ( когда-нибудь )

This is the best "I'm sorry" party Homer's ever thrown.
18) always ( всегда )

Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.

1) unguarded ( неохраняемая )

Unguarded stuff...!
2) innermost ( сокровенные )

It's the land of my innermost thoughts
3) embarrassing ( стыдно )

The one embarrassing thing I've never done!
4) moist ( влажный )

lying in a warm, moist bed,
5) foolish ( глупо )

Oh, you foolish man, if I unhook them now,
6) fond ( фонд )

and fond desires.
7) foul ( правила )

Did you guys see that stupid foul call
8) merry ( веселенький )

What brings thy merry band to Stratford's plains?
9) tackle ( снасти )

I'm in charge of the tackle box
10) drunk ( пьяный )

MOES: In this place mothers are for drunk driving.
11) weird ( странно )

That would be weird,
12) intermediate ( промежуточные )

In my dreams, I'm an intermediate skier!
13) stupid ( глупо )

Did you guys see that stupid foul call
14) okay ( ладно )

It's okay, Abe.
15) alive ( жив )

Mona you're alive?
16) blind ( слепой )

are robbing me blind.
17) warm ( теплый )

lying in a warm, moist bed,
18) secret ( секрет )

that is causing your father's secret shame.

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