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00:21:49
Seth MacFarlane
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for hemorrhoid and swollen boobs?
(doorbell plays "The Piña Colada Song")
Like the douche?
now I'm finally moving on, and you have the audacity to...
You went to the presidential inauguration,
We dress you up in a masked superhero costume.
Trading sushi and bourbon
He thinks I'm a coward.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Anyway, I invited McCain to a heroes' brunch
all-you-can-eat diarrhea restaurants
Sully, you nimble Irish bastard.
in case I get a boo-boo fighting crime.
Trading sushi and bourbon
Avoid the geese like all the other pilots do
Put a sock in it, Steve.
Its geometrical perfection is unnerving.
will walk through the room letting the superhero outfit
You won't be undersold?
I misjudge you, kiddo.
Are you sure criminals will be intimidate by my outfit?
That wall there portray him
We should think about recess lighting.
I just took the safety latch off the toilet seats.
Mr. Sullenberger, I admire what you're doing
I demand you cease your criminal mischief.
I stole the floor model.
I refuse to answer any questions without my lawyer present.
We secretly acquire this exclusive video
The night belong to me, for I am...
Danger reared its ugly head and you fold faster
You shut up!
The masked hero... has arrive.
Anyway, I invite McCain to a heroes' brunch
It was shot in what is known as "Bajowski Alley."
you were introduce at the World Series,
Francine, you were unusually quiet this evening.
We secretly acquired this exclusive video
I accidentally ran into a Hugh Grant movie.
Oh, my God. This woman is repeatedly
This certainly is a palindrome.
Yes, Steve, that's exactly what's happening.
now I'm finally moving on, and you have the audacity to...
Steve had the opportunity to help, but instead he left,
Tyler Perry's movies are actually quite good
Look how round this kid's head is.
late last night.
I almost died.
Nailing your daughter makes me super hungry.
Tyler Perry's movies are actually quite good
As soon as I heard your dad was having that heroes' brunch,
Usually people come towards whoever they say that to.
Anyone else want to tag in?
Sure it did.
And here's him chewing off his own cancerous mole.
than my unborn, unconfirmed, maybe baby brother.
Its geometrical perfection is unnerving.
than my unborn, unconfirmed, maybe baby brother.
a raging nancy sissy
Mommy is very stressed.
I'll be brave next time something happens.
He's a legitimate doctor, Stan.
I made his invitation super fancy.
It's Langley Falls' most sacred memorial,
You went to the presidential inauguration,
You got some sort of weird automated Japanese vasectomy,
He's just being super careful.
You got some sort of weird automated Japanese vasectomy,
Wow. Tough love.
STEVE: Alive over here.
Francine, you were unusually quiet this evening.
I would be proud to shake your hand.