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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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coming up with a catchphrase?
You have the same scowl your mother had...
the caddy's scrotum across the 17th fairway.
The calamari, the rib eye,
before I shoot you with my turd gun.
That's why we tell fart jokes.
Got a blood blister, smashed my thumbnail black
All right, now! Summertime!
Only if Mother could win her battle with exhaustion
Take it back to the bartender and bring me a new one.
trade in their bomb suitcase for bomb pops.
has one persona they can't see through.
"Spare me your dance recital."
Come on, Steve. Suckers like him just glorify hard work
on a riding mower that's rattling my butt apart.
The loaf was great, Francine.
You know, mugs, hats, bags, apron, slacks, shirts.
melting pearls on my tummy if you need me.
I became what I despise the most.
I slap on my opponents, I just thank my lucky Mean Genes
I admire the self-made men of this world.
Got a blood blister, smash my thumbnail black
Dad, doesn't it bother you at all that you lost employee swim?
I dare you!
That one I deserve.
but I'll be damn if I'm gonna sit by
before I shoot you with my turd gun.
two weeks before she kick it.
I'm going to actually appreciate this place
I'm very ease, Stevie.
Vanderhill offered me a 50-50 split if I threw the match.
when I bang her...
after I pull the plug.
I've decide to give your boy a job
A lock wrist that says
Your guys' plans suck.
But thankfully, a summer of hard work
Welcome aboard.
Your dad seems to be fitting in nicely.
on a riding mower that's rattling my butt apart.
Stan, brother, sometimes, as a Hulkamaniac,
I almost have enough money saved to finally afford a membership.
you got to look deep down inside yourself and ask,
and am therefore glad that you kicked one.
I almost have enough money saved to finally afford a membership.
I'm going to actually appreciate this place
You were right all along, Steve.
I now have enough saved to buy my way into the club.
How far that swan took
Several years ago, I married some 95-year-old bag
Sure does.
No, once a month, the club gives us an hour
Anyway, as always,
because they never had an opportunity to not work hard.
Ooh! An unripe one!
By acting like a spoiled jerk,
Her daughter was not thrilled.
Have you developed privileged rich guy hands?
Something as profound as "all that and a bag of chips."
Whew. I am stuffed.
I was blessed to be able to step into that squared circle
You're acting a little aggressive.
Come on, boys, let's go get drunk
plenty of thick calluses
Because it was a stupid idea.
Your mom's is my Korean kid
Mom, are you okay?
something behind I can be proud of.
Your hands are the exact opposite.
or, more officially, our slow season.
I'm talking about something more permanent.
And it's going to be even sweet