Name: Mama Spent Money When She Had None
Released: 2017-12-18
Cast: Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross

1) a.m.

6:00 a.m., the park. Prepare to die.
2) mm.

This is a horrible economy. We're all in the same boat. Mm.
3) d.a.

I was going over the discovery materials that the d.a. Sent me.
4) tetrazzini

Your turkey tetrazzini saved my marriage.
5) arsonist

From parents of an alleged arsonist. Yeah, but porter didn't do it.
6) someplace

Is there someplace we can talk?
7) sob

But between sob, he wished you happy driving. (pats back)
8) remodel

I just came for a little remodel,
9) parmesan

We use that parmesan all the time.
10) mocha

It's not the lotus position followed by a mocha latte.
11) mitzvah

Well, I have a big bar mitzvah to prep. See ya.
12) bakeware

I might design my own line of bakeware. Can you imagine?
13) expulsion

I assume you're referring to the henderson boy's expulsion?
14) grapevine

So I heard through the grapevine
15) bourbon

I got drunk on bourbon and threw up all over her lawn.
16) salesman

And the salesman swore you'd never know the difference,
17) hallway

I only said I saw him in the back hallway.
18) hanger

Whatever you want. Oh, you can just put that on a hanger in the back.

1) retch

You retch on your own time.
2) liquidate

If we go belly-up, we liquidate, and you get the first $20,000.
3) inhale

And after I inhale a 5-minute dinner,
4) puke

Shut up, mona. I'm puking air.
5) accuse

Porter was accuse but not convicted.
6) spoil

Wow. You are one spoil, selfish, little brat.
7) slap

You slap a piece of cheese on it.
8) beg

When you were beg for sex this morning?
9) rave

But people are raving about my pizza.
10) scare

That scare me.
11) swear

And the salesman swore you'd never know the difference,
12) owe

If I hear them, you owe me a lap.
13) sweep

So that's like the dust they sweep off the floor
14) bust

I am bust my ass to give our son the best,
15) unwrap

When you unwrap your lavender bath beads.
16) steal

She felt something had been stolen from him.
17) propose

I'm gonna wear my dress from the night you propose.
18) dare

How dare you.

1) technically

(chuckles) well, technically, I'm she, but yes.
2) sadly

Sadly, we can no longer afford tom's midlife crisis.
3) surprisingly

And even more surprisingly,
4) incredibly

Well, the whole situation was incredibly unfortunate.
5) barely

So you can barely hear it. Let me show you.
6) loud

And, yes, now that I'm saying it out loud,
7) damn

Damn right, "oh." what happened to "i'm broke
8) besides

Besides, there's something about that dave guy
9) personally

Eh, don't take it personally.
10) apparently

Porter had nothing to do with that fire. Apparently there is a witness that says otherwise.
11) unfortunately

Unfortunately,
12) forever

I thought it would last forever.
13) certainly

We most certainly do...
14) previously

Previously on...
15) exactly

It may not match exactly.
16) perhaps

Perhaps we should discuss this later.
17) sometimes

You can be a little tough sometimes.
18) finally

And finally fill the place.

1) substandard

Made with substandard ingredients.
2) obnoxious

A self-centered, obnoxious jerk.
3) abrupt

Was it just me, or was that a little abrupt?
4) embarrassed

Just keep it under your hat. It's a little embarrassing. You should not be embarrassed.
5) chilled

For a split of champagne and two chilled glasses.
6) embarrassing

Just keep it under your hat. It's a little embarrassing. You should not be embarrassed.
7) jealous

It's gorgeous! I am so jealous.
8) intriguing

Oh! Well, that's an intriguing offer.
9) unlocked

I'm going crazy 'cause I think I left my front door unlocked.
10) unfortunate

Well, the whole situation was incredibly unfortunate.
11) bored

I'm bored.
12) awful

I feel awful.
13) magnificent

They're magnificent. Susan, look at 'em.
14) upset

Lynette, i-i-i don't understand why you're so upset.
15) grateful

Tom and I are so grateful for your investment
16) impressed

I'm already very impressed.
17) fabulous

And here I am, rubbing my fabulous new car in her face.
18) gorgeous

It's gorgeous! I am so jealous.

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